Stuff

I don’t run this like anything specific, I just sorta repost stuff I like. There’s no theme other than “I like thing”. Maybe a rare text post if a thought crosses my god-forsaken mind.

[bloggingboutburgers]

Shooting my proverbial "does anyone else experience this" shot

Anyway happy pride month

[vexwerewolf]

What if i just posted all 27 of the Lancer mech memes I've made so far all at once

What if I did that

[cloud-ya]

free my girl she did nothing (in this century) (yet)

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[beemovieerotica]

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

[theunvanquishedzims]

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

[lambskel]

the stars aligned in such a perfect way for this screenshot to happen

[dmonet-macitan]

learned how to use blenders film making tools

[tooies]

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

[talos1111]

Said it before and I’ll say it again, fewer fantasy monsters should be chaotic evil. If they’re opposing the protagonist, do something more than “well these things are part of the Evil Forces of Darkness and are all just Like That”

NO.

HAVING COMPLEX ANTAGONISTS CAN ALSO EXTEND TO FANTASY CREATURES.

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

because I can be.

[plaguepresence]

Because I need the stat boost

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

To move the plot along.

[aceofhearts64]

to become a higher power

[someones-here-for-sure]

I heard that the gays walk faster and I kept being late for class so I turned gay for the speed boost

[god-offical]

The Man with the Yellow Hat

[talos1111]

You ever play a game where the protagonist visually changes subtly throughout and ends up looking notably different by the end but if you look at him moment by moment the change is so gradual you don’t see it?

That.

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[byjove]

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

[byjove]

thank you, pregnancy and birth fetish blog, I’m sure you’re an expert on these matters

[byjove]

another based moment for mpreg nation

[thenightgaunt]

Gotta respect a fetishist who isn't delusional about the thing they fetishize.

[injuries-in-dust]

[artyphex]

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

[moonwatcher13]

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

[skywalkerchick1138]

[talos1111]

Why would aliens even have to abide by human sexual dimorphism? Go ape shit. Make them weird. Make them indistinguishable from each other, or unrecognizable as the same species. Make multiple sexes/genders, or just one.

[hell0-there-lady]

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

[ayellowbirds]

this is  the only xmas content i want to see, fuck everything else. Shrimper Santa and his flying albino alligators 

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[the-bible-translated]

all of these words are in the bible. in that exact wording. i would know.

[sparrowlucero]

not naming names but i hate this character design trope

[talos1111]

MORE. FRIENDLY. WEIRD. CREATURES.

[fuckyou-design]

[talos1111]

Greatest sword