I’m MacKenzie

My dad wanted to name me Tampa because our last name is Bey. Low key tryin to wife someone up😘

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

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september 1

t i m e   t o   c e l e b r a t e    h a l l o w e e n

[power-and-chaos]

…it’s still the wrong month. :P

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t h a t ‘ s    n o t   v e r y    f e s t i v e   o f    y o u

[unfortunately-awake]

[ruinedchildhood]

I’m so poor I had no idea $100,000 bills existed

[bballinspiration]

Now this the best crossover I ever saw! He broke the other dog 😂

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[lifeasmelo]

Swervo!

[dogg]

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[toastbutteregg]

[paper-mario-wiki]

its been like this every time

[cungadero]

are you getting held fucking hostage

[boblydooly]

Are those tears on the table?

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

The desktop is life

[salty-red-mage]

This poor homosexual

[thank-you-based-bear]

This cat looks like a very old and wise spirit of the forest :3

[insomniac-arrest]

I know using ‘it’s funny ‘cause it’s queer’ is an incredibly lame punchline, but watching gender/sexuality subversive comedy is also such a big ol’ power trip sometimes

like, canonically bugs bunny is not stopped by goddamn anything, not rabbit season or codified institutions or the fucking jail cell of gender binary perimeters

he’s basically a chaotic neutral trickster, but damn if he isn’t near invisible to the point even sexuality norms can’t fuking mark this dude, lit

[iverbz]

I’m deleting twitter

[knifefightscene]

[lubricates]

INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN

[feministism]

[cloudfreed]

He knows he’s racist LMAO

[sktagg23]

[digitaldiscipline]

Y’ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE, BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN

[roll1uptwice]

BRUH😐😀😂😂😂