Tamwise

Hey, That's like Samwise www.Vyou.com/Tamwise

[tamwise]

Whilst getting overly frustrated trying to install Sims 3 onto my mac, which apparently is near impossible. I came across this.. and it made me feel better .. or maybe worse. 

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Amy Poehler And Billy Eichner Went Caroling On The Street And It’s The Best Thing Ever

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

this video is 5 hours too short

[gorgona-chingona]

I am crying. XD

[tamwise]

Americans say "no" way too often, If amy did this in New Zealand we'd pretend we knew the words hahaha. 

[odditiesoflife]

The Twisted Trees of Slope Point, New Zealand

Slope Point is at the southernmost point of the South Island of New Zealand. The air streams loop the ocean, unobstructed for 2000 miles, until they reach Slope Point causing incredibly strong winds. In fact, the winds are so strong and persistent here that they perpetually warp and twist the trees into these crooked, wind-swept shapes. 

Slope Point is generally uninhabited, except for the herds of sheep that graze the land. There are no roads leading here, however backpackers regularly make the short 20-minute walk to see the fascinating tree formations that only Mother Nature could create. However there is no public access during the lambing season from September to November.

sources 1, 2, 3, 4

[tamwise]

I'm from New Zealand and I didnt even know this existed. 

[bossoxs87]

[tinyteacuphands-blog]

My life just changed.

[kentosborne]

[tamwise]

You should do a strip about bell collars - My cat thinks I'm the devil for putting one on her.  Also, Facial hair, yes. 

[tamwise]

Man Oh Man Oh Man..

I was watching a Youtube video recently.. which got me thinking.. I judge movies so harshly, How are these things made? In what universe was that plot line a good idea? If a film doesn't inspire me, or make me feel... anything, I generally regard it as a waste of time. 

On the other hand, my absolute adoration for all things film makes me wish they weren't so bad, therefore I still watch them hoping the main character didn't just say what I think they said. I read articles on how bad films get made, whose involved and what money is spent.. only to feel like the world is conspiring against me for giving someone else what they want. But suddenly I realized.. Every single film.. good or bad.. Is a result of someones imagination. A dream, a thought.. an experience.

Mostly about things we wish would happen, or how we imagine some things might take place. How someone might feel, a different perspective, language or even world.

All things that have something in common.. They all stem from creativity. Beautiful Creativity.  So when you're watching 'The Happening' and wondering why the director who made you shiver with excitement in 'Signs', could ever go so far in the opposite direction..  Think about where they were coming from, and feel an ounce of the joy they must have felt having their idea come to life. 

How can I ever hate anything ever again?

I think I'll go for a walk.

[xxmondaymorningxx]

Let's face it, guys. Makeup artist = every fangirl's dream job. Don't try to deny it.

[xxmondaymorningxx]

xxmondaymorningxx:

[tomsdarling-blog]

And the there’s that horrible moment when you remember you can’t even apply makeup to yourself.

[tamwise]

Pretty sure the one of robo downy is of his wax statue.. just saying. 

[elguindilla]

[tamwise]

I love life.

[jesusisajerk]

[tamwise]

Jesus (played by Ryan Gosling in this image) 

[tamwise]

*sizzle*

I like how facebook arranges my wall. If there's a fire in your pants, you know who to call.

[derbygirlproblems]

When I see someone skating without pads:

[tamwise]

This weekend felt like it was 5 minutes long. I could have written something even more specific than this but I didn't, I'm weird. 7am wake up 9am pickup 1pm arrival 1-2pm Beach viewing (its winter, yep)  2-6pm food hunting/drinking/driving (not together mum) 6-9pm MERBY! (Mens roller derby) 9-11pm drinking/deciding wether or not we want to take a cab to the afterparty. (we didn't, nanas.) 11-1am pool/table tennis/piano 1-7am sleep 7am wake up 8am departure 12pm arrival 1-3pm Roller Derby training. 3-6pm eat pizza 6-7pm drive to movies 7-8pm movies sold out, drive home. 8pm Write pointless post on tumblr .. now..pm eat more pizza.

[tamwise]

I wrote a tumblr novel, read it five times and decided I didn't want to share that many thoughts with nobody.

[tamwise]

Gideon Polaroids

My Polaroid camera is in the mail.. So I've been thinking about what I'd like to photograph. 'snap happy' is not something you can be when it comes to Polaroids these days, considering the fact that the company went bankrupt and now film is hard to come by. There's something so different about this form of photography.. even film cameras in general have this air about them, you take the picture.. you develop the film.. you see the result. There's none of this "I don't like that one, delete it" oh and no tagging on Facebook. haha. I got the Polaroid inspiration after meeting a traveling musician from NYC. He would take Polaroids of everyone he met and post them on his blog. After taking some awesome double exposure pictures at a train station before he left, I was sold. I have enough film for 20 pictures. I obviously don't want to waste the film, though I'm not worried about having to order more. Perhaps I'll just carry it around with me like Oscar carried his key, I'll shoot when the moment is right. Train station photograph - He took the one of me alone, I loved it. But couldn't scan unfortunately.

[tamwise]

What 15 year olds do on Facebook.

[tamwise]

My manager 3 months ago: Tami we need your photo for your ID card. Me: OK! Yesterday: Cards arrived. I've been working at the same place for like 9 months, so the idea of having a card now seemed rather redundant.. however, me being me (excited by most things involving cards, magic! woo) I was happy when I heard they arrived.. Today: NOPE, no. It doesn't exist, it's not a close up of my face with my eyes half open. Not that my manager took a photo an inch away from my face or anything and then refused to take another one while he said "Beautiful" and walked away laughing. Not at all. Mother fucker. Anyway. I just took a nap. Work makes me exhausted. DEAR CUSTOMERS - Things cost money, don't look at me like I'm a villain when I tell you how much your 8 tickets cost.

The cat tried sleeping on my back and wouldn't get off when I rolled over completely (AWW She's so cute and sweet and.. hairy on my black clothing.. AHH GET OFF) I'm wearing a long jacket and nothing else because I'm doing washing AND ITS FREEZING.  Reading baby-cat makes me laugh. Cats on the brain. Bowling tonight, skating tomorrow.

[ferniecommaalex]

Here’s something that’s annoyed me… at some point in the 48 hours since it premiered on Sunday night, the reaction to Lena Dunham’s new show Girls has turned exceptionally nasty. Not “Hey, I didn’t like this show” nasty, but more like “I’m going to use Facebook and Tumblr and Twitter to tear…

[tomcostello]

All these points are worth reading. I thought this show looked great, partly because I love Judd and he doesn't do anything bad, ever. So I'm surprised. Will have to hold back judgement for when I actually see it though.