dont tell me what to do

unless you need help with something, in which case, ask.

[1benzy]

flea museum

[democraticsenator]

I’m losing my mind

[hcseokie]

i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk

[fizzgig]

[mtndewbajablast]

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[thebootydiaries]

i love harry poter haha im such a nerd :) dinkledoor and heroine r so funny i love them haha lol ♡

[lap0ubelle]

I am currently cringing at this.

[thebootydiaries]

dont worry!!! i love lordt voldetort too haha :) i love 2 accept every1 and i lov equality :) 

[swolecheck]

I literally want to bite you

[thebootydiaries]

dam u a freak 😩😩👌 just like hormone 😍😩👀👅

[rainy-lyfe-deactivated20160219]

I want to throw a chair at you, child. Muggles these days.

[thebootydiaries]

um lol i’ve never even been mugged so?? ? why would some1 break the law…,. this reminds me of when dragon moilfoil broke the rules haha (:

[wefangirlsdontcare-deactivated2]

Omfg. Muggles don’t know how to speak. This angers me greatly.

[thebootydiaries]

haha! 10 points for dumplingdong!!! :) i love 2 have fun

[pixie-pixel-land-deactivated202]

Dumplingdong?! Are you kidding me?! Stupid muggles.

[thebootydiaries]

for the last time i have never been mugged so stop??

[garlandiana-deactivated20160331]

As expected of the lowly muggles. Hmph, you deserve to be petrified, mudblood.

[thebootydiaries]

noah fence but if ur blood is mud ur probably die????

[holytragedyqueen]

Please no you’ll lower the iq of the whole street! If you do that one more time, one of us is gonna snap and might end up using either cruciatus or avada kedavra on you. You have been warned.

[thebootydiaries]

i love magic abra kadabra :) just like when my dad left :) life is an adventure

[swarnpert]

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

[felinenthusiast]

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

[felinenthusiast]

me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford

[alisonzai]

bee real, my senior thesis

[escapekit]

Cloaked Objects 

Sweden-based artist Ulla Stina-Wikander cross-stitches beautiful images over domestic objects. Electric mixers and sewing machines along with hammers, wrenches, and axes, are cloaked in tightly fitting cross-stitched designs. 

[copperbadge]

I’ve been staring at this for weeks trying to figure out how she fits it all so tightly against the objects. It’s not just great art, it’s great ENGINEERING. 

[meanplastic]

[plaidcushion]

choose your fighter

[shiredded]

Why not both?

[unicornempire]

Slendergirl.

[laz-kay]

“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

[atratum]

missed some greats!

[yana125]

I can’t believe Julie Andrews is not on this list guys.

[the-evil-twin]

“It’s fucking outrageous. It’s ridiculous. And ’twas ever thus. We all watched James Bond as he got more and more geriatric, and his girlfriends got younger and younger. It’s so annoying.” - Helen Mirren on the bullshit that is (sexist) ageism (source) Whenever you need a positive role model to help you remember that aging is NATURAL, aging is BEAUTIFUL, there is NOTHING WRONG with aging, and if you’re LUCKY will you live long enough to experience it – look long and hard at every single one of these these Queens. LOOK. AT. THEM. 

[razziecat]

Go ladies!

[yesiamsleepy]

Might I add

Rekha

Hema Malini

Shabana Azmi

Asha Parekh

[con--brio]

Rita Moreno

[drunkenhills]

Many women have talked about how amazing life is after your 40s. Some have their happiest years in their 70s. We need to stop believing society when it tells us our lives are over when we reach 35.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Okay but y'all are forgetting THIS legend:

Angela Bassett… Looks like she’s aging in reverse, she’ll be 61 this August

[dynastylnoire]

Reblogging for woc being timelorda

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me

[lilacbreastedroller]

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

[earthstory]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[darkestelemental616]

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

A featherless biped?

Diogenes:

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

THEY ARE WHAT???

[memesandlaughs]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

[catscanmiracle]

Mom friend already exists

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable

friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese