bottom feeders stan

dan / ♂ / 30 / são paulo / brasil

[war-crime-wizard]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[tangle-bottom]

abro o site que se proclama uma central de tarados e não tem ninguém falando de half man fora da tag vocês já foram melhores

[pinkasketch]

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

[televisionenjoyer]

EU ANDO PRECISANDO EL CHISME DE LA CHAPARRÓN @ MUTUALS BRASILEROS

[televisionenjoyer]

Bue esto como que el medio el estándar para chappell roan para los que la conocen pero como los brasileros son graciosos se los permito

[tetrafelino]

trazendo aq pq eu não tava sabendo dessa não

[tangle-bottom]

chappell devia ter enfiado a mão na cara dessa garota pelo menos teria feito algo que vale esse circo todo que virou

[segamascott]

usa: we're going to openly sanction the shit out of this country for the express purpose of making people's lives so miserable that they protest the government

*exactly that happens*

westerners: i stand with the people of iran and venezuela not sure why the usa and israel agree with me on this but stranger coincidences have happened 🤷‍♀️

[segamascott]

like the fell for it again award was supposed to be for maga only i'm only asking you to connect two dots here

[tangle-bottom]

ia flertar com um urso saborosíssimo no instagram mas ele usa IA e tem post de 2024 com coisa de harry potter

[sudaca-swag]

it's so funny how JLo has always been absolutely irrelevant in latin america as an artist but she still gave us one of the most culturally relevant memes ever not despite being irrelevant but because of

[dubiousdisco]

conversation I heard once:

"roberto carlos is disabled?"

"his leg"

"but that doesn't count"

?

[dubiousdisco]

[iloveyou9]

[tolerateit]

[titimylove]

zoning out or imagining things is not dissociation. dissociation is a severe trauma response. fucking stop with this. you were not traumatized by your math homework and dissociating at your desk, you were uninterested and zoned out.

[noknowshame]

breaking bad yuri au

[minha-fyp]

Saudades, Rita

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[heartbreakrevolver]

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

[pawbeanies]

i do not see what is so "sexy" about this "croppéd top" that many wear in this age. your vitals are exposéd to the elements. such attire would prove detrimental in a duél. with one fell swoop i could thrust my sword into- why art thou breathing heavier now

[reaumantic]

me when i’m watching breaking bad and jesse gets beat within an inch of his life instead of saying some shit like yo mr white can i get some extra cash for the zoo gift shop bitch

[kbsd]

my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion