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Flying fox bat eating some frööt
Kitty bedtime
I don’t care anymore I am choosing to believe this lol. Some things blurred at the request of the sender
Babies boyfriend’s holding jands 🥺
Today is one year anniversary Walls and we got a new background on Spotify. I-
It's so fooking loud
01/10/2021
remember this recip?
well here’s the video
(the man dressed in all black) so louis is the one who’s being pushed by a security guard and in the right is harry.
i love my larents!
well. i’m just🧍🏻♀️
we all knew L was in chile by that time, but sometimes is nice to see something new.
imma add the next images right here:
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omfg this had me cracking up skslksjdks 🤣🤣
You’re telling me my favorite fanfic is twice the size of Deathly Hallows? And I read it for FREE? We are truly blessed by these writers who make literal novels .
The way Kristen Stewart’s character in Happiest Season was supposed to be pretending to be straight
And dressed like THIS TO THE FAMILY PARTY??? AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING?????? Truly a testament to how oblivious straight people are
One direction and Harry and Louis writing songs about Larry has the same energy as Miley’s dad writing songs about her double life remember when she was like “if you write one more song about my double life I might as well just tell them I’m actually Miley Stewart!” 😂
that part in steal my girl where zayn goes “she be my queen since we were sixteen” and then you find out louis and liam wrote the lyrics
If anyone hasn’t seen this absolute masterpiece pls watch it; their secret hand holding is one of the biggest proofs to me
Only the Brave
A brown simple table and a white chair is all we can see. There is no sound, except for the sweet notes of a piano in the distance. A man appears in the frame to move the chair, revealing an old cassette player. He is wearing a white shirt that shows all of his tattoos. He sits down and introduces a cassette, we see the movements and then his face: young and tired. The blue of his eyes and the red of the player’s start button are the only outstanding colours.
He presses the button, and the voice of a woman fills the room.
“Heeey!” He pauses the recording and waits for his own answer.
“Hi” His voice is rough. This is no easy for him.
“It’s your brother. It’s been a long time since we last talked, darling”
“Yeah, I know. I’m really sorry”
“It doesn’t matter, really. How have you been?”
“It’s been a difficult couple of months”
“What do you mean? It’s everything alright?”
“I’ve been making some hard decisions”
“Oh no, darling”
“No, it’s okay, really. Some things are about to change”
“And how are you dealing with it?”
“I’m scared. I may have pissed off some people”
“I’d love to punch them for you, love”
He laughs. He knows.
“Yeah, well, this may be the last straw, you know?”
“What are you going to do?”
“Some crazy shit, very savage”
“You really are fearless, aren’t you?”
“I told you I wanted to make you proud”
“You go, love. You know what I’ve always said”
“What?”
“You’ve always been the brave one”
He smiles and the strings of a guitar start to play.
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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes