Best Dead Friends Forever @tanglypaprika96 - Tumblr Blog

okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

markodragic

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

markodragic

release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

rylandsgrace

Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

avrilsboy

fuck them up glenn

reallyreallyreallytrying

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

evilnicegirl

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

konoko

yeoldegodzilla

Ornate harp in the shape of Godzilla. Bratislava, Slovakia, 1367,

tygerland

Heath Ledger - May 2000 - by Bruce Weber.

zombeesknees

#oh two-handed broad sword we’re really in it now

urobsessedwme

HELLO??

mumblesplash

most fuckable tetris piece

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mumblesplash

some people might not have seen all of them yet

beaubunny

daily-spooky

goldcrescent

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit