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In the name of the warrior,

I charge you to be brave.

In the name of the father,

I charge you to be just.

In the name of the mother,

I charge you to defend the innocent.

Arise, Brienne of Tarth,

A knight of the seven kingdoms.

ruinedchildhood

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

bunjywunjy

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

bunjywunjy

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

bunjywunjy

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

digitaldiscipline

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

bunjywunjy

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

bunjywunjy

*roar sound effect*

bunjywunjy

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

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update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

crochetninja

There’s more!

suffuse

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

cherenkovs

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

ixhvenus-deactivated20200308

how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you can’t figure out where you went wrong.

teenagerposts

fresh from the gators nip

cthulhulel

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

tietrabun

learning to read was a mistake

lorileopard

I think of this post every time I drink Gatorade.

animals-are-other-nations

dalmonite

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

daysofstorm

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

roddaprime

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

gokuma

BEST ADOPTED MUM

advanced-procrastination

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

naropinosa

undeadmanwalking

I thought this was a corset at first i was like ooh sick’ning

cowabungah

What’s in his ass

judyfartland

i believe that’s Buzz Lightyear

bandtshirt

Oh my god?

surprisebitch

you’ve got a friend in me

beggars-opera

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

boletus-edulis

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

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Performance art

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

sirartwork

sergle

I already named my switchblade Stabitha but what’s a good name for a sword?

themadrigog

SLASHLEY

sergle

SLASHLEY

muffyblogs

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

teratomarty

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?