Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Skulduggery nailed your sister.
-Tanith to Bliss
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@tanithlov
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Skulduggery nailed your sister.
-Tanith to Bliss
Sad and in love Chindug vibes
~There is at least 2 instances in the books where Skulduggery holds China's head gently after she's been hurt and I think constantly about why and how long he's been doing that~
3 tickets to the Barbie please
YOUR TANITH LOOKS SO CUTE & BABY I LOVE HER (I wonder what Val would look likeš)
thank you, i love her too! š„ŗ and this is my val š her hair couldāve been better but there arenāt many options unfortunately š
i made china and tanith on metahuman creator š„ŗ
tanith just looks so friendly š„ŗ
my comfort character š„ŗ
i made china and tanith on metahuman creator š„ŗ
i fully support china sorrows and her wrongs ā¤ļø
my tears ricochet is definitely chinduggery song
the waltz
set during chapter 47 of death bringer, when skulduggery and china dance at the requiem ball (already on wp and ffn)
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China had been enjoying her conversation with Erskine Ravel when all the commotion started. She had, of course, remained calm when the men in the ski masks burst in ā how stupid they looked after all, attacking a room full of Irelandās most powerful sorcerers with nothing more than their silly little guns. She supposed they couldnāt be expected to know any better. The Requiem Ball was hardly a well-advertised event in mortal circles.
She watched, amused, as the men began to panic, and chuckled along with the rest of the crowd as they were ridiculed. All but one had been defeated ā if such a strong term could even be used in such a one-sided fight ā and the last man wriggled in the grip of Ghastly Bespoke as China approached. Not wasting any time, she tapped a small symbol on her left arm and felt it burn slightly as he screamed. A very dramatic reaction for what was simply a small shock, but it seemed to entertain the group.
As the guests returned to their conversations and the music started up once more, she caught sight of Valkyrie - dressed in a gorgeous black dress which was clearly meant for her - and Skulduggery - who looked equally as dapper in a clean tuxedo - and was immediately reminded of her situation with Eliza. Despite the obvious time constraint, she pushed it from her mind. She would deal with it later, and so she approached them.
āValkyrie,ā she said, āyou look beautiful. I always knew there was a pretty girl underneath all those bruises.ā
Valkyrie smiled and shifted slightly, revealing the handsome blonde man behind her. China raised an eyebrow. āDexter Vex is back in the country?ā She knew this, of course. āAll we need is Anton Shudder and Saracen Rue to show up and weād have a dead men reunion right here.ā
āHello China,ā Vex said, and he leaned in to kiss her cheek. He hadnāt always been such a gentleman. āHave you got over your love for me yet?ā
She smiled at him, playfully, and watched him grin. āI take each day as it comes,ā she responded. He laughed, and she was about to turn back to Valkyrie when the orchestra started into a waltz. Instead, she looked over at Skulduggery for the first time and held her hand out towards him. āTheyāre playing our song.ā
China watched him as he tilted his head and excused himself from the conversation. He took her hand in his and led her towards the centre of the room. They settled in a space, and though they were surrounded by others China didnāt mind. As soon as they assumed the position the rest of the world closed off. She looked into the space where his eyes would have been as they began to dance.
āYou look stunning,ā Skulduggery said as they moved. His hand on her waist sent tingles down her spine and made butterflies dance in her stomach.
āAnd you look handsome as ever,ā she smiled. Silence settled, until she asked, āWhen was the last time we danced like this?ā
āCertainly not the last Requiem Ball. In fact, I seem to recall you dancing with Saracen for most of the night.ā
She chuckled. āAh yes. It was certainly an⦠interesting evening. A most charming man. I must say however, he canāt dance nearly as well as you can.ā
āYou flatter me.ā He spun her round gracefully. āOf course, a good partner makes any dancer look good.ā
āDear Lord,ā she said, āis this the Skulduggery Pleasant being humble? I never thought Iād see the day.ā
āIt is a rare occurrence, Iāll admit. But it does happen. You have to admit, we did make marvelous partners. You remember the first night we danced, I assume?ā
Chinaās stomach flipped and she actually blushed. āYes,ā she replied, āI do. In Venice, shortly after I made my blasphemous and un-Godly betrayal of becoming neutral. If I recall correctly, I thought you had come to kill me.ā
āSo did I,ā Skulduggery said, āuntil word was sent of the news.ā
āYou surprised me, you know. I had word of every sorcerer of note coming in and out of the city, and yet I had no idea you were there. I still donāt know how you managed it.ā
āWith great skill, of course,ā he responded. āI donāt think anyone actually knew I was there, other than Echan Meritorious.ā
āI was far less stealthy. One could go as far as to say I was clumsy, given that there were three other men sent to bring my life to an end in that very palace.ā
āYou werenāt very popular at the time.ā
āNo, I wasnāt. Did I ever thank you, for saving my life that night?ā
āI donāt believe you did,ā he muttered. āThen again, you were in shock. And probably in awe of me, your saviour.ā
China laughed. āI was not. I wasā¦ā She paused. āThank you.ā
āThink nothing of it. We had fun, escaping together. Killing Mevolentās men, hiding in that little bar until morning. Me making every man and woman in the place jealous when we danced.ā
āIt was terribly romantic, yes.ā She hesitated. āYou could have gone ahead with it, you know. I donāt think either side would have minded.ā
He looked at her. āI couldnāt.ā There was a moment of silence before he continued. She heard the music playing, heard Valkyrie laughing with Dexter off in the distance, but none of it mattered. There was a bubble around them, closing them off. They were the only two people on the planet, and his was the only voice that she really heard. āYou looked just as beautiful then.ā
āOf course I did,ā she replied, hiding her joy at his words. She was used to men telling her how beautiful she was. She was not used to this. āIt was my job, after all. To look beautiful, to lure in weak-minded men and use them to Mevolentās ends. It was a rather insulting job to be given, in all honesty. Especially since I could have destroyed them all.ā
āOf course you could have. I wasnāt weak-minded.ā
āI know.ā
āI thought I was.ā
āI know. Which is why we never really worked, my dear. You didnāt trust me. Rightfully so, for I am not a particularly trustworthy person. You could never have been expected to know if what I told you was real. If what you felt was real.ā
He dipped her low, paused there, and she held on without fear. āI know now. I trust you now,ā he said, quietly.
She looked up at him and smiled, but inside she felt sick with guilt. She wanted to stay there forever, listen to him as he told her he loved her, tell him she loved him too. She would kill Eliza and her associates and she would never have to tell him, never have to have him hate her. But she couldnāt. āThat, Mr Pleasant, is not a very wise choice.ā
āYou know me,ā he said as he pulled her back up. āIām not a fan of wise choices. I much prefer the stupid and dangerous ones. They tend to work out, in the end.ā
Chinaās heart tugged in her chest and she looked down. āWell, your luck may just run out.ā The song came to an end and she let go of his hand. āThank you, for dancing with me,ā she said.
He tilted his head, then nodded. āThe pleasure was all mine.ā He held out his hand and she took it, and he led her back to the others, and just like that, the bubble burst around them.
OKAY BUT IT HURTS SO MUCH WHEN YOU THINK THAT SKULDUGGERY FOUND OUT THAT CHINA LEAD HIS WIFE AND KID TO DEATH RIGHT AFTER THE BALL-
i have 99 problems and vanessa kirby playing tanith low would solve 100 of them
Me: Wow. What a great series. DotL was a perfect way to finish it off.
Derek:
i wish tdotl was the last book </3
I'd sell an arm in exchange for a book during war times with the Deadmen
we really deserve a book about the war, i want to know more about the dead men, the rivalry between serpine and skulduggery (how did they actually meet and what is the actual reason why theyād hated each other since the beginning?) and chinaās feeelings for skulduggery (how did they develop and did skul ever feel something for china??? I NEED ALL JUICE)
and we need this book BECAUSE even tho i love the characters itās a fact that we couldnāt understand their personalities well in the current books, we just have our own hcs and they are mostly not canon :( a book about the war would really help that since their personalities shaped during that time
and in my head these guys were like a family i really need to see more moments of them š
skulduggery pleasant as mbti types (part 3)
these are just my opinions, please comment if you have some thoughts too!
anton shudder / istj (logistician)
erskine ravel / entj (commander)
dexter vex / esfp (entertainer)
saracen rue / enfp (campaigner)
skulduggery pleasant as mbti types (part 2)
these are just my opinions, please comment if you have some thoughts too!
tanith low / esfp (entertainer)
nefarian serpine / intj (architect)
billy-ray sanguine / estp (entrepreneur)
fletcher renn / esfp (entertainer)
skulduggery pleasant as mbti types (part 1)
these are just my opinions, please comment if you have some thoughts too!
skulduggery pleasant / estp (entrepreneur)
valkyrie cain / istp (virtuoso)
china sorrows / intj (architect)
ghastly bespoke / isfp (adventurer)
So we've all just agreed that the new Skulduggery Pleasant books are just dirty laundry's fanfic, right?
Saracen when he discovers heās the only one not getting paid for going to dimension X.