Subliminal Comedian

Tara, 21, cat lover, lousy blogger, future psychologist (hopefully), foodie, thinks she's funnier than she is, college student

[taramystere-blog]

I can’t believe I signed back in to tumblr dot com. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[norwayspruce]

Future memes

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[respectfulmemes]

[intense-suggestion]

What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table - quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

[thundrprince]

Greg can’t we just have a normal dinner for once

[gawain-sonata]

anonymously send me

to the shadow realm

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beauchemin]

take your time buddy

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beauchemin]

take your time buddy

[taramystere-blog]

“Hey you know what will be not fun and make us miss toxic people? CHECKING UP ON THEM FUN RIGHT???”

[st-pam]

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

I hate these things but im honestly desperate

[trashytwotimes]

Interview Thursday ^.^

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[laurakvstheworld]

For my other half.

[unpill]

i asked a dystopia generator for a topic but it gave me a utopia instead??

[amaximinalist-deactivated201803]

Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history, and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was. The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation. They don’t see our greatness. They hate us, and we deserve it. We’ve created an era of fear in the world.

Prince Zuko, rebuking the tyrant who fathered him.

(via amaximinalist)

[raptorific]

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

[raptorific]

[shubbabang]

My fondest memory of college film class: Watching and analyzing space jam. 

[ifitgivesyoujoy-blog]

concept: space pirates who sound exactly like regular pirates, except replace all references to “the sea” with “the void”

“aye, the void is a harsh mistress,” the captain said, gazing out the window of her ship into the vast starry expanse. “she’ll take more than she gives, in the end. but those who are called to life in the void don’t know any other way.”