hot lonely vampires in my area

{he/him} {9teen} terminally overthinking it god gives his phattest most voluptuous tiddies to his transest men

[tarantulater]

how to tell my surgeon that i need chest masc ASAP and he should bump me up on his waitlist because i’m USED to being misgendered. i tell people i’m he/him. i introduce myself with he/him. everybody uses they/them or she/her. because it’s impossible to convince people you’re a man when you have G cup parasites on your chest.

[labskeever]

reblog to boop prev

[tarantulater]

choosing foods that feed my inner small woodland animals

• dry cinnamon toast crunch (wood chips)

• veggie straws (bamboo stalks)

• various crunchy nuts and seeds

• crispy leafy green veggies

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i know it's probably because my dorm's plumbing is ancient but there's a sense of masculine pride and subtle affirmation in dropping a bomb so large you gotta flush twice.

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the subtle art of making a graceful exit from a crowded lecture hall because my tummy hurts and i scheduled myself four back to back classes

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observe, my wizardcraft (what i did in lab this week)

baby’s first fluorescence microscopy imaging

cultured HeLa cells stained with DAPI, Cell Mask and Mitotracker

my slide showed me a cluster that looks like a heart and it made me very happy :3

love love love my cell biology class it’s so much fun

the most powerful thing you can do to resist is to stay pursuing your education ❤️‍🔥

[tarantulater]

my gift of prophecy (ssri vivid dreams) has blessed me with another vision and it is to pursue a sumptuous feast of egg fried rice

[tarantulater]

minnesota really said man fuck you guys i cast exploding trees. i cast cone of cold. i cast bury your ass in a snowdrift.

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a tired little wizard (college student) studying magicks (biology) in my tower (third floor dorm room). i am out of spell components (munchies) and i must replenish my stocks with a trip to the marketplace (the campus convenience store) whilst avoiding roaming beasts (food delivery robots) and perilous traps (unsalted sidewalks). my strides are swift and my dining dollars are few.

[tarantulater]

oh no no please great warrior don’t claim me as a trophy of war and carry me back to your camp to be your tiny human boywife nooo my thighs are so plump and cushiony and my tummy is chubby and soft nooo you’re so scary and strong noooo

[tarantulater]

blessed with the gift of prophecy (vivid dreams as a side effect of SSRIs)

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love/hate going to spencers’ and having to do my Little Opaque Black Bag Walk of Shame through the mall back to my car