hey there, i'm taryn.

[shawnscozycorner]

I WASNT EMOTIONALLY READY

[thedailyshawnmendes]

Shawn via justinjesso’s instagram story 8/13/18

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[antifa-hulk]

[otpmalum]

[sloumate]

not to be fake deep but being here without 1d is like waking up to only half a blue sky kinda there but not quite

[fairycosmos]

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

[weloveshortvideos]

He actually told the time

[velocicrafter]

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

[jhameia]

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

[monnichi-blog-aka-legend-of-sora]

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[delicatepointofview]

Niall Horan and Julia Michaels at the Late Late Show Escape Room

[teaboot]

I was playing volleyball in the gym with the kids and this little boy got hit in the head and I was like ‘oh geez you okay dude’ and he just said ‘Yeah, I’m real strong watch this’ and punched himself in the face

[teaboot]

I said to be gentle with his brain and he told me ‘no really it’s okay look’ and I had to physically block him from slamming his forehead into the brick wall

[teaboot]

Superman’s preschool teachers all deserved raises

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dreamjerky]

[maliciaous]

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

[llttlemermaid]

[realistically-unrealistic]

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[thestylesgifs]

“Would you consider yourself a single man? Would you like me to auction you off to these lovely ladies? No?” @ Denver, Colorado.

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[dankmemeuniversity]