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live your truth.

[heated-hollander]

sex-drunk and blissed out

[freenowrightnow]

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[firehose118]

there are a lot of things heated rivalry did right but I think the biggest thing that differentiates it from other modern romance media is that I actually believe that the characters want to be kissing

[twoshotsofsugar]

his and his crashouts <3333

[starprizedpup]

[liberalsarecool]

The solution to homelessness is housing.

[theconcealedweapon]

"We can't help homeless people. That costs money. Instead, we'll spend even more money to make them suffer more."

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[catboybiologist]

Me if I'm being honest

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[rhymesblack]

One conversation I would love to see in season 3 is Colin trying to speed up the wedding by suggesting he and Penelope were already intimate. I just want to see Violet and Portia's face when our guy, sweet Colin with the baby boy face, goes 'ya so I have ruined her, you have no idea, just couldn't keep my hands off her, I mean have you seen her?' and just jaws on the floor, Violet scandalized and Portia kind of impressed

[aletheyass]

was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

[aletheyass]

waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

[carbonation-cryptid-deactivated]

He also makes SEX perfume

[veronicabunnies]

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[kittydesade]

what

[septembersung]

A cancan of coke, if you will

[lesbianralzarek]

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

[16woodsequ]

BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

[were--ralph]

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

[were--ralph]

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

[solitarelee]

[were--ralph]