Scientist and Super Hero Wrangler Extraordinaire

Assistant, friend, wrangler, handler. I can do it all. 21+ RP BLOG, nsfw

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[Text] Did you know that the bakery down on 8th Avenue makes these?

[Text]  I wonder which one tastes best. 

[text] I think a taste test is in order.

[text] We can finally say that we've had our lips on all the Avengers.

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Darcy Lewis

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Cuddle buddy application

Name: Age: Gender: Big/little spoon: Favorite movie: Favorite band: Is it okay if I fall asleep: Are kisses allowed: Are pants required: When are you available for cuddles: My place or yours: Will you play with my hair:

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Send '✉' For a morning after note on the pillow

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REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY IF MY MUSE DEVELOPS FEELINGS FOR YOURS EVEN IF WE DON'T DISCUSS IT AS MUNS.

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Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.

[tasersandspectacles]

Playing with Pastries

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Corinne laughed at Darcy’s description of her co-workers. There was something about the young woman that appealed to Corinne, she couldn’t put her finger on it really, just a vague feeling they would get along. She liked Darcy’s energy and friendliness, but she believed the young woman wouldn’t pull any punches either and she could get an honest opinion from her. So, when she asked Corinne about how she learned her trade, she was willing to share a few things about herself.

She reached into the case where Darcy was pointing, pulled a brownie out, broke it in two and offered half to her on a napkin while she talked. “No, no formal training. I taught myself mostly by following recipes and practice, lots of practice.” She laughed and broke off a piece of brownie. “When I was in college, I worked in restaurants to earn spending money for what scholarships didn’t cover.” Corinne left off what she majored in, if asked she would answer, but she hated stretching the truth or having to lie, so she avoided what she could. “So, I picked up experience and learned by watching and doing.” She smiled at her. Because Darcy had mentioned knowing Jordan, Corinne made her offer. “You’re always welcome to come hang out in the kitchen if you’d like.” She nodded her head towards the doorway. “Since you’re a friend of Jordan’s, she’s hung out a few times. I’m not one of those people who minds sharing recipes or tips. That attitude always seems kind of pointless to me, you know?”

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Accepting the brownie, Darcy broke a piece off and popped it into her mouth. The noise she made as the chocolate melted on her tongue was probably a noise most people were used to hearing in public, but damn it was good. She closed her eyes and sighed after swallowing her bite. “Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, that’s better than any brownie my grandmother ever made and she had some of the best.”

Sighing again, she looked at Cory and smiled, “I think I’d offer you my soul just to keep myself supplied with the brownies.”

The offer was met with another smile and just a hint of guilt. She hadn’t expected, despite Jordan’s assurances, Cory to be so friendly and welcoming. Not many people were and the ones that were, well they were harder to find than a needle in a haystack it seemed. Biting her lip she hesitated a moment before confessing.

“I’d love to watch you work and pick up a few things. In fact, because of Jordan, I had an ulterior motive for coming in today. Chaotic could be used to describe my job and I just want something I can do that isn’t stressful and baking is that for me. Only since I can’t afford, money or time, to go to classes, after hearing Jordan’s praises, I came down to finagle my way into your kitchen.”

The faintest hint of a blush tinted her cheeks. “It was underhanded and all that. I’m sorry.”

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eagleeyedarcher replied to your post:"MOVIE NIGHT"

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"No more popcorn for you."

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"MOVIE NIGHT"

20. Your muse keeps making a joke out of all the characters but impersonating them

Darcy choked on a swallow of soda and tossed a handful of popcorn at Barton. "Dude. No. Just No." She tried to glare but he did the damn wedding scene again and she lost it. "Any scene but that!"

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"MOVIE NIGHT"

6. Your muse falls asleep during the movie

Darcy lifted her head from where it was laying on the couch arm and felt a small smile tug her lips. If she had known Jordan was this tired, she never would have suggested movie night. But the blonde had never let on just how exhausted she was after a double shift and had settled on the couch next to Darcy to watch Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck team up to save the world. But not even Bruce and Ben were enough to keep Jordan awake.

Picking up the remote, Darcy turned the volume down and got up. She grabbed the blanket she usually curled up with and draped it over Jordan. Quietly she backed out of the room and headed into the kitchen. She had a new brownie recipe to try and maybe by the time they were done, Jordan would have finished her nap. Then they could enjoy warm brownies and a movie.

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"MOVIE NIGHT"

24. My muse is feeling too ill to concentrate

Darcy closed her eyes and tried not to shiver as chills swept over her body. She knew it was from the fever making a reappearance. After being sick all week, she figured that with the fever breaking last night, she'd been good to go for movie night. But it seemed like whatever it was that was plaguing her wasn't ready to let go yet.

Swallowing hard, she blinked and tried to ignore the symptoms and focus on the movie. She'd been looking forward to this movie date with Cory for days now and she wasn't going to let some stupid sickness ruin it. But the chills got worse and soon she was huddled in a blanket and coughing.

Knowing when she was defeated, she glanced over at Cory and gave a weary smile. "I'm sorry, I guess I'm not over this bug yet."

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Happy birthday Taser-girl.  Wasn’t sure if you had one of these yet.  

*doubles over laughing* It's the perfect gift! Pretty soon I'll have a collection of tasers that rivals Barton's arrow collection. *hugs* Thanks, Tabs, you're the best.

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Send my muse, "MOVIE NIGHT"

Send my muse, “MOVIE NIGHT” and I will generate a number from 1-25 and see how my muse reacts to one of the following movie night scenarios.

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Happy Birthday, Darcy.

I have the greatest friends. *blushes* Thank you so much!

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Had to add this to the earbuds. How one person can like Hello Kitty so damn much is beyond me……

Hello Kitty is cute and fantastic. Plus, there's the whole stubbornly clinging to one's youth that comes into play. Don't you think that with the way the world is now, particularly for anyone who has connections to SHIELD and the Avengers, it's important to find and cling to something that reminds you of happier times?

Don't question the Kitty. It's one of my cuter quirks and you know it.

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These ones, however, I did make myself. Hope you enjoy them.

*shakes head* I have no idea what to say, you baked pretty cookies for me! *sniffs* I'm going to hoard these so they last longer.

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To go with the earbuds a little birdie told me about.

The two of you obviously know the way to my heart. *dances around* I know exactly what I'm going to buy to. Thanks, sweetie, you are awesome!