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[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[fairytailisaweirdo]

Reblog for money

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[candida44]

[kibokkkkkko]

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

[dongboss]

[libertariantimes]

Something good in this world…

[perrfectly]

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest changed in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Brandon Stanton (via perrfectly)

[tennboys]

[may]

[dilfweed]

I’ve never pushed reblog faster than I did just now in my entire life

[obamacare-bear]

You homophobes are gonna be really thirsty now

[yourbotanist]

[ablackgirldaydreaming]

When she’s on her period so she makes you the house wife 😪

[deleted-deleted-byyyyeeee-deact]

*whispers* why is your voice so deep?

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh lol

[tylertui]

Reblog if you're a mistletoe virgin.

[jonjonathanjon-deactivated20160]

Still never been fucked by mistletoe.

[tashieeex3]

This man.. Is just glorious... 😩😩🙌🏼🙌🏼

[mannyfresco03]

“One day you tryna make rent, next day you in jail Lord knows he meant well So I take the pencil and write like a pen pal Some shit that’s darker than the tints up on the windshield Welcome to sinville where niggas on base Shit is looking like an infield High as a Sprint bill What you think, that’s the reason why this ink in my pen kills Phoney niggas until they are extinct, bitch I’ve been real” - J. Cole 

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

More tips for all the incoming college freshmen:

Make friends in your classes and in your hall

Keep a map and schedule on your phone so you can get around without sticking out like a sore thumb. If you still need help, asking a stranger on campus is perfectly fine

Eating by yourself is 100% okay do not be worried about that at all no one will judge you unless you take up a big, choice table

Also, if you do sit at a big-ish table, people will probably join you and you’re just going to have to be cool with that. And if there’s a small group at a big table when you go to eat and not many places to sit, it’s alright to sit with them

Go to campus events. Do it. You’ll regret it if you don’t.

Try to get along with your roommate. You don’t have to be best friends, you don’t even really have to be friends, but be civil. And if things really get bad, it’s okay to switch

Don’t call any of your teachers Mr./Mrs. They probably want you to go by first name, and if they don’t, they’ll tell you

DO NOT TAKE LATE NIGHT CLASSES. THEY WILL KILL YOU.

If you’re in a medium to small school and not a lecture, your prof will know who you are. That’s good as long as you don’t do rude things like constantly skip or come in late or stuff. Don’t ever be afraid to say hi

Please dear God don’t buy text books until necessary. Please. And if you really need one, rent it or get it online

[mariogamefreak]

the return of vulgar skeleton

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[tincastles]

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

[tashieeex3]

This is me

[tashieeex3]

Any females who are uninterested in black men.... Please... Just past them to me.. Just, just sliiiddeee them over. I will gladly take them off your hands.