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when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit

eileennatural

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

hellobendykitty

I saw The Batman last night and all you need to know about it is that Robert Pattinson plays Batman like a total badass but he plays Bruce Wayne as a sad wet cat and it is perfect

waifu-police

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

alienpoptarts

Jokes on you buddy, 7 years bad luck

worddevourer

Moments when you do not speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings

1. Boromir’s death 2. The lighting of the beacons 3. Theoden’s speech at Pelennor Fields

Moments when you do speak during a watchthrough of Lord of the Rings

1. “Okay, but did you know that when he kicks that helmet, he actually breaks multiple toes? That agonized scream is actual, physical pain, and it was by far the best take.”

bruisepoking-archive

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

the-bi-bilingual

The immediate unspoken agreement to gaslight every man who sees this is truly incredible

thoughtkick

“Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.”

— Azra Tabassum

mega-taiga

McDonalds announces new "Minecraft" burger. 17 injured 4 found dead

they didn’t do that

i love lying

you’re sick

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

batmanisagatewaydrug

rogues predictions for no way home:

Doc Ock wins the kids over with the endless supply of werthers caramels in his pockets

Venom and the Lizard have the most lovingly rendered on-screen CGI sex the world has ever seen

Dafoe Green Goblin happily adopts DeHaan Green Goblin as his son and they play a game of catch with a pumpkin bomb

Electro WILL power up and turn blue again

Sandman will sand a man

Venom eats Doctor Strange whole and then Eddie Brock throws him back up in the post-credits scene

the Vulture says trans rights

batmanisagatewaydrug

anyway here are my dead serious predictions now that 3 trailers are out:

Doc Ock is deadass going to flip-a-roo to be a good guy pretty quickly and help the kids out. he will once again die tragically for science.

the Tobey Maguire rogues in general will be treated much more sympathetically than the Andrew Garfield rogues thanks to the higher nostalgia factor

not a James Franco or Dane DeHaan in sight

Venom and the Lizard have the most lovingly rendered on-screen CGI sex the world has ever seen

hotgirlcastiel

the man, the milf, the legend

littleclownbigshoes

curseworm

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

curseworm

my body and brain are making out on the couch while i starve to death under the porch

reverse-mermaid

salt and pepper squid

they are in love

reverse-mermaid

it has been pointed out that i failed to include a baby paprika squid in this

pls allow me to correct this

alexandermolokovs

me: is spacing out

someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt

my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m