Life is like a box of chocolates. And I'm a dog.

Avery, 20, brooklyn

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[spookyold-saintjm]

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

[onyxai]

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

[averolli]

Let's see that file size tho 😲

[fuck-scrappydoo]

[scythfi-writer]

This is not Loss.jpg artistically, but it is mood wise.

[fuck-scrappydoo]

This is the best thing you could ever say to me thank you

[jakemorph]

[fuck-scrappydoo]

I’m going to DIE at this English class analysis of my comic thank you so much I love you

[footsiepop]

i had to bring it full circle

[fuck-scrappydoo]

[totallynotreimuhakurei]

[homophobic-sasuke-deactivated20]

john mulaney was in the fuckign “like a boss” music video this knowledge is rocking me 2 my very core

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[otherwindow]

Wearing pyjamas to bed = equipping the most visually appealing armour.

Wearing comfy clothes to bed = equipping the statistically best armour.

Wearing jeans to bed = equipping an awful piece of gear for a crucial stat increase or buff.

Wearing nothing to bed = speedrunner.

[wishyroses]

I love this because it implies that going to bed requires combat

[pastelopossum]

The fight for sleep and good rest

[just-shower-thoughts]

A book that begins in English and then slowly transistions into Spanish would be a fun way for an English speaker to learn Spanish

[mysharona1987]

[beachdeath]

jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup

and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman

and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce

meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth

and he is presently worth $137 billion

and half of $137 billion is roughly

$69 billion

[mitski-miyawakis]

[averolli]

Nice

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[fairytailisaweirdo]

Reblog for money

[platypusplayhere]

when in doubt slap His ass

[lordmeowdemort]

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

[myheadislostintheclouds-deactiv]

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

[highkeygay]

michaela coel

black earth rising s01e04

[stimman3000]

.

[despazito]

[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[amtrax]

Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Microsoft: Evolution takes some tweaking

Nintendo: INNOVATE. IIIIIIIIIIIINNOVATE.

[avielsusej]

Bowsette gives you a friendly reminder

[karboniclife-deactivated2020071]

Visit Original Link

[cruzfucker]

this is what dissociation feels like

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]