Steve Left To Be His Ex Flame’s Uncle

“And when your hair is damp, it’s not WET, okay? When it’s damp. Use four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett Spray.”

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

Reposting bc i fixed messy spots

[daggerdoggy]

Tony: hey, kiddo, how’ve you been? How’s school?

Peter, a struggling™️ teen: I am a festive pinãta and God is a thirteen year old boy whose parents just announced their divorce.

Tony:

Loki walks in the room: same

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

My mood atm

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[eyeskream]

The real ladies man

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

HES BACK

[avengers-familyimagines]

If the dusted were the ones that lived and vice versa…

Peter: So…who’s in charge?

Stephen, T’Challa, Nick: Me

Stephen, T’Challa, Nick: ME

Stephen, T’Challa, Nick: ME!

Shuri: It’s usually whoever yells the loudest

-

Stephen: We need to give Thanos a distraction

Peter, already stripping: Say no more

-

Mantis: Excuse me, Mr. Strange?

Stephen: Yeah?

Mantis: Where’s Kevin Bacon?

-

T’Challa: How can we defeat Thanos?

Maria: We could probably do it by working together and combining our strengths

Shuri: A bagel

Maria: NO!

Shuri: Two bagels

-

Stephen, driving the spaceship: King T’Challa…you seem distressed

T’Challa: Shuri and Peter are communicating through dabs and I know they’re talking about me

-

Thanos: What are you without Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Thor Odinson?

Shuri: Not a purple pussy, that’s for sure

T’Challa: SHURI

-

Stephen: I’m beginning to love you like a son

Peter: Oh, no, you don’t wanna do that, Mr. Strange. Mr. Stark says I cause anxiety

[incorrectmarvelcuquotes]

Bucky: *wears dark grey*

Sam: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

[gaylecleven]

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[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

This killed me thanks and goodnight :)

[itzmeyahgorl-deactivated2022110]

Murray to everyone else:

Murray to Alexei:

[toastbutteregg]

this hit home

[chasing-asterion]

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

A concept:

The “I baked you a pie” meme, but it’s Sweeney Todd

[lilnightwing]

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

I can’t believe I found out I was Egyptian and iliterate at the same time. I was...in the Nile

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

Broke: Bucky is in cryosleep

Woke: Bucky cries himself TO sleep

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

The Brave Little Twink or Alternatively, Loki: A Biography

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

Why is no one talking about the fact that if A4 is titled the Last Avenger it might be a direct hit at CA:TFA????

[mcuasvines]

Tony: Sleep? I don't know about sleep...it's summertime.

Pepper: You ain't go to bed?

Tony: Oh she caught me.

[velociraptor]

I can’t believe the youth of America were specifically told not to make memes about the 2018 psats and then immediately made memes about the 2018 psats. Gen Z’s are braver than any U.S. Marine. Fucking superb you funky little freshman.

[tasteslikedaddyissuesandregret]

Loki: *eyes the Grandmaster*

Loki: *immediately walks into Victoria’s Secret*