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lee • he/him • currently reaping what i sowed

[kiingleech]

i love watching heated rivalry and thinking “when will it be my turn” as if a 10 year situationship wouldn’t destroy me psychologically

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka

[kosmogrl]

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

[sourdough-seal]

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[raincloudsunny]

"I NEED TO LOCK THE FUCK IN!!"

10 minutes later: "I miss my bed :((( i miss my wife :((((((((("

[calcazars]

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

[dduane]

[ohcebo]

alternate metros jersey shane 🙂‍↕️

[kiingleech]

made up a whole (seemingly fake) conspiracy about my creepy coworker only to look him up and have my suspicions lowkey confirmed…

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[perfectday1972]

"oh they're playing chess while you're playing checkers" okay well actually ☝🏼 i'm playing fucking solitaire by myself and having a fucking blast

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[soulren]

Mr President,

[the-wolfbats]

[kiingleech]

"how was your day at work?" WELL if everything that was supposed happen happened then it would have been totally chill but that didn't happen so it was actually awful! also had to do cpr. so yeah.

[ellakas]

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[peachyjude]

guy so painfully hard he can’t focus voice i don’t even care that hudson williams looks like that bro. he’s just some fucking dude.