worlds worst undead tour guide !!! (but theyre the only one which makes them also the best !!!!!!!!!)
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worlds worst undead tour guide !!! (but theyre the only one which makes them also the best !!!!!!!!!)
aimsey: its okay ive been haunted once before
The return of aimsey’s treehouse, hopefully a certain someone doesn’t burn it down ^_^
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
#i’d illegally download you all
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
i thought twt was kidding they rlly took cranboos pronouns off the wiki that’s so fucking funny?? can’t have shit on the dsmp they stole cranboos fucking pronouns
Tubbo posted on Twitter!
Tubbo is also in Aimsey’s reply!
Tubbo also replied to Scott Smajor!
a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store
tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it
Tubbo posted on Twitter!
Tubbo is also in Aimsey’s reply!
Tubbo posted on Twitter!
Tubbo replied to Scott Smajor!
Tubbo also replied to a fan!
object pokemon r cool. stop pretending these designs arent cool/cute
we have progressed past object pokemon slander. reblog if you are pro-object pokemon
Pattern Release 3.18
It's time! First pattern release on the new website! As per our standard, delightfully, it is still pay what you want/pay what you can/donation. To kick us off we have:
Creative Outlet
Which can be found here
Dunce Cap
Which can be found here.
We are also still adding our old patterns to the site in batches and we are also working on the issues with the mobile browser accessibility. Everyone's patience with this process is appreciated far more than we could ever say.
But, it's good to be back!
Happy stitching.
i made a higher resolution live slug reaction
bonus: a smiling version :)
tumblr guide for new users:
1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week
2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes
3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags
4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications
5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird
6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild
7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off
8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here
9) there is literally nothing stopping you from copy-pasting the entire Bee Movie script onto any post you reblog. your followers will hate you for it, but fuck 'em
10) it's okay to block people for any reason. for instance, if someone tells you they might copy paste the entire bee movie script onto your posts. nothing personal, kid. arrivederci
these tags are so funnyyyy