The life and times of Tati

Tati 22 years old Las Vegas I like showtunes and chicken fingers

[monroe-marilyn]

Elf (2003) dir. Jon Favreau

[shroomfucker]

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

[mens-rights-activia]

“Be Quiet Tiffany” a dramatic reenactment

[zachbreadclean]

the best audition monologue

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

[what-even-is-thiss]

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

[im-a-giraffe666-deactivated2023]

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, you understand.

[the-memedaddy]

[recommend]

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

[firedrill]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[thebootydiaries]

[desdemonadaae]

Don't👏Watch👏Phantom👏Of👏The👏Opera👏If👏You👏Aren't👏Ugly👏And👏Live👏In👏The👏Basement

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[jaxsonpohlman-blog1]

Super Blood Wolf Moon 2019 ✨

[hitmewithcute]

[iridessence]

I’M SCREAMING this was SO rude

[illinicoise]

I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.

[deathchristmasness-deactivated2]

This meme is so good it has end credits

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[shepavellann]

This gets funnier with every word

[f1rstperson]

Reading the second comment gave me an out of body experience

[nightmare-kisser]

I almost wish this was all an elaborate joke because I am suspended in an alternate reality forged from my disbelief and amusement. Imagining people out there who are this… Specific… Is incredible. Yes thank you i will go back to playing video games in my cozy basement lmao w o w