Ok it is quite a long story so bear with me!!!!!!!
around august last year i met a beautiful woman named sierra who was very lovely. She was very kind and she even lived on a farm… with many animals!!!! like pigs and cows!!!!! (for making good meat, delicious) I moved in with her right away and we lived a very happy lives together and i trusted her very much. we had scrumptious meals from the animals we sent to th slaughter. some things strange, she branded all the animals weith a pentagram and she tol me not too look in one of her drawers in our room? but i look past it because we love eachother……. but
one day in april aroun 20th sierra told me she was Getting something special to surprise, and i thought it would be she was getting some weed (and i laughed realy hard to myself) but she came back with a big strong cow and she sayd it would have the niciest juiciest hamburgers ever and i was really excited!!! about day later she said that she was going to get some feed for tha animals and i had nothing to do because all the work was done and i went to look into the barn to see the prized steer and but it was you there instead passed out!! i thought maybe somehow you wandered here but i saw you had the same brand as all the other animals!!!!
I nudged you awake and then quickly ran into the house upstairs because i knew she was coming home very soon!! i looked into her “secret drawer” and found a bunch LOTS of money (i guess she put that there so that i would think that the money was the only thing she was hiding but i knew there was more, the drawer had a false bottom with a picture of her looking different and a bit older that “says rose of the sea” and i saw a book of magic spells with 2pages of how to make people unconscous and how to turn people into cows (gues she waited to turn you into cow until she took you to the farm and so she wouldnt have to deal with huge cow before she got there otherwize you could have escaped)! now i knew that sierra was actually sea hag and i was realy scared
all a sudden i hear her truck pull in and i ran away as far as i could to get away cause i would not want to stick around to her and become mince meat, and if youyur’e spell hadnt warn off right when i see you i definitely would have. on my way back to mi house i lived off some of the money i took from the drawer but luckly people still lent me money for burgers so i didnt have to use all it! i was a recluse for a long time and spent my nights in motels, i was so afraid that sea hag would come get me….. but then i had the idea to try spinach on my burgers instead of lettuse and i felt really strong because of that,i ate more and more burgers like that and i got really REALLY buff because i ate it for monthes!!!!! Eventually, i planned to use newfound strength to fight sea hag because i knew she had powerful spells but i could be even more powerful!!!
Then , i was ready to face her. yesterday morning i headed back to her farm and challenged her via tumblr (i found out easily was @sea-hag-blog by looking in sea hag tag) and fought her for VERY long hours, she had lots of power but i outlasted her and won the fight just barely, then i went to eat more burges and went back home and got home just hours agao.
That is the long and shourt of it thanks for reading popey
becareful though sea hag is still alive and she is probably REALLY angrie!!!!
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