I might do something.

95% homestuck, sometimes I draw (homestuck), take pictures (not homestuck) and say funny things (for a given value of funny) (INTP) My Pictures My Art Sad/punstuff fanfic headcanon

[rhydart]

The Amending God, First Risen, Lord of Skies, the Heir and Trickster and Key-Player, the Hero of Wind and Shade.

Light and Rain  Frost and Frogs  Heat and Clockwork 

[rhydart]

The Dreaming Goddess, Huntswoman, Green Lady, the Witch and Mediator and World-Bringer, the Hero of Frost and Frogs.

Light and Rain Heat and Clockwork Wind and Shade

[tatterofmime]

[rhydart]

The Two-Faced Goddess, Grimdark, Lady Luck, the Seer and Guide and Wand-Wielder, the Hero of Light and Rain. 

Frost and Frogs  Heat and Clockwork

[rhydart]

The Doomed God, Wordsmith, Time Lord, the Knight and Martyr and Sword-Breaker, the Hero of Heat and Clockwork

Light and Rain Frost and Frogs

[tatterofmime]

[tatterofmime]

OH MY MIND

Luck and quarters - Quarters is immune to any act requiring luck, but is vulnerable to unremarkable bad things happening. Light vs void, and note that two void players use fistkind specibus: karate literally “empty hand”. How is quarters defeated? Vriska in the dramatic 3X showdown? Note how little we know about Dad?

Speaking of void, Roxy pulling off quite the kill by being unnoticed in the presence of more prominent players. Note that the sword hilt has her goodhood void hero facemask on the hilt. That’s a good bonus towards assassination.

Cherubs and stars - Cherubs seem to have a penchant for destroying stars. IIRC, black holes left in the wake of a mature cherub is a mating signal, and sburb grabs kids on the cusp of sexual maturity. Fitting that Caliborn enters via black hole prototyping, kills a denizen with a star for a face, and now alt!Calliope is approaching the green sun, which is surrounded by damaged space. Not much new here, but the imagery of Caliborn’s denizen is evocative. 

DAVE - “The only way I’m going to get that sword is if I break it.” Welp. welp. welp. Also, neat to see seer of mind and knight of time colluding to orchestrate the battle. Makes you wonder if the 3X decapiation combo was planned. 

DOGS - Jade trying to get the two to act like dogs is a good idea, but it was pushed too far. As an aspect of identity, I’d tentatively file this under Heart, which is maybe why Jade couldn’t fully pull it off. Jack had been losing parts of his identity for a while now, under the black queen with all the clothes that clashed with his personality, under the ring, both loyalty to jade and baser animal instincts towards slaughter as well as coming into contact with lil Cal. So of course, he would be vulnerable to this kind of interference. PM, however, has stayed true to postwomanhood for so very, very long in all sorts of desperate situations. As long as she was just fighting Bec Noir, her will to fight and the animal instincts were in harmony. But when Jade tried to intervene, the dog part weakened, and the postwoman stayed strong. Thus using a fist instead of claws (sword). 

[toshio]

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

[eroscestlavie]

this is the most millennial thing ive ever read 

[sprinklesobourbon-deactivated20]

Nothing wrong with this, you can have roof parties and grill food. Better yet just save up together and buy a small house split the bills and mortgage.

[sexpot-titsgerald]

- the nuclear family as an economic unit has really only existed for a few hundred years, across part but not all of the world

- the nuclear family unit is the easiest to exploit under capitalism, because parents have to work externally to provide for their children. They work to pay for child care for their children while they work. They work to earn money to feed their kids and to give them nice things to make up for all the time they spend away, at work.

- a huge amount of labour is necessary every day to keep a family fed, their house clean, etc. some families are wealthy enough to outsource this by hiring staff, most are not.

- capitalism is a pointless middleman in this. we should just live cooperatively.

- share houses and intentional communities are awesome

- people of different life stages function well together because they have complimentary needs and abilities

- kids are less of a stress and burden in a home with lots of different adults to provide support and love, as well as sharing household tasks.

- destroy capitalism through cooperativism.

[honey-andrevolution]

^^^

[tatterofmime]

I feel as though capitalism is rather misunderstood on Tumblr. It's not just big companies manipulating customers, it's also the system at work every time you get a good deal on something. It's why there's so much pressure on technology to improve. It's why your social media sites are still up, even though you probably haven't paid tumblr a cent. At it's root, capitalism is no more good or evil than the dollar in your pocket. It is simply how things work in the absence of major, systematic control, which has its own pros and cons.

Also, getting married does not mean you have to stop giving and receiving favors to and from friends. It does mean you have someone in your life you can count on to be there, while friend groups tend to disperse.

[landofstories]

Reblog this with what you call the end of a loaf of bread written in the tags.

My family call it the ‘noggie’, I’m curious as to what other people call it!

[tatterofmime]

Kindly retain the telecommunications device whilst I share my realization

Cherubs can turn into giant snake like creatures for sex reasons Echidna is the mother of all monsters Also the space player’s denizen This may not be Jade’s memory of Echidna Calliope is the muse of space

Therefore

Alt!Calliope is Echidna.

[tatterofmime]

I WAS RIGHT

nEdit: I was not.

[torracat]

Howcome talking to guys is 100% awkward 100% of the time

[tatterofmime]

They are nervous, trying to impress you, and trying to be funny. Sorta like anyone who likes someone and wants them to like them back.

[tatterofmime]

Kindly retain the telecommunications device whilst I share my realization

Cherubs can turn into giant snake like creatures for sex reasons nEchidna is the mother of all monsters nAlso the space player’s denizen nThis may not be Jade’s memory of Echidna nCalliope is the muse of space

nn

Therefore

nn

Alt!Calliope is Echidna.

[toghiii]

[jamiesclaytons]

if you prefer pancakes over waffles ur probably lying 2 urself

[nextnextnextlifetime]

Waffles are waaaaaaaay too sweet for breakfast tbh

[minimalmikee]

You’re waaaaay to sweet for breakfast. Bitch-ass, fight me.

[nextnextnextlifetime]

waffles are gross af, just crunchy sugar and shit version of pancakes.

[minimalmikee]

Turn your location on.

[tatterofmime]

I like doughy more than crunchy, so pancakes for me.

[brutereason]

Sometimes a friend with depression will say no to a lot of things and decline all or most of your invitations. This can make you feel like you’re overstepping boundaries and should immediately leave them alone until they reach out to you themselves. Pay attention to this feeling: it’s true that when people keep saying no to things you ask, it’s probably a good idea to stop asking. However, depression can also cause people to say no while wishing they could say yes. The way to deal with this is not to assume, but to just ask directly: “You’ve said no the past few times I’ve invited you to do something. That’s okay, but I just wanted to check: would you like me to keep inviting you?” I’ve done this before with other people dealing with depression and found that they often respond that they do want me to keep asking, and they hope that one of these days they’ll be able to say yes.

Some Advice on Supporting Friends with Depression (via theroguefeminist)

THIS

(via stubbornjerk)

[tatterofmime]

I feel as though "How do I live" should be playing soon.

[ehjaybones]

I like Asami but I feel like she could have been drawn a bit more expressive and not so neutral-faced all the time

[tatterofmime]

I just realised

The first half of the 5/22 update is a complete recap of Lil’ Cal’s journey. nIt’s a total re-cal.

[tzikeh]

Some handy responses to people like “The Food Babe” who give you that “Don’t eat anything that has ingredients a third-grader can’t pronounce!” bullshit.

(images source)