Unicorn fluff

29, purple hair. 20 tattoos. Anime. Manga. Alcohol. Sleep. Anxiety. Blorp

[danxiously]

hi I am feelin a lil cranky is anyone interested in watching bojack w me over rabbit? I’d be starting from the beginning so if you haven’t seen it yet you can start n no one will be spoiled!

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[gif87a-com]

[platinumsupa]

i’ll never not love how absolutely noisy huskies are.

my grandma’s husky was the absolute angriest and whiniest monster anyones ever met and i loved her

[animar-seal-of-elephants]

they’re having a conversation

[hayley566]

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

[thegothickitten]

@cereza101

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

Why do women cry when they are angry?

Because they realize it’s illegal to murder you…and that shit is frustrating

[tattooedkit]

Who else watches anime openings when they're sad? Or is it just me?

[beverlyroadgoose]

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

[birdwithapeopleface]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[egg-rolls]

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[biscuitmango]

My experience with Pokemon Go so far

[thirddoctor]

Zurg is a really progressive evil overlord.

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Actual trash indeed.

I just want to remind everyone again that the letter she is throwing away is the rapist asking to be removed from the courtroom, because hearing how his actions directly caused his victims years of pain and anguish made him feel bad.

Yes, I’m serious. He actually wrote the judge a letter asking not to listen to the victim impact statements. He absolutely did that.

UN

FUCKING

BELIEVABLE

[cisnowflake]

Well she wasn’t having any of that.

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

movie award season is literally the only time of year i truly feel alive. i have a LOT of opinions about a bunch of films i have never watched and never intend to and you’re gonna hear ALL of them 

[despazito]

im so glad cockatoos come in both goth and prep varieties

[despazito]

normie

the preps

goff..

[trustthapo]

scene kids

and also punks

[heartsnmagic]

[blindspotsandsunshine-deactivat]

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

[kali-prasad-did-nothing-wrong]

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,