every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die
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every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die
The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed
AND THAT IS THE TEA
THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO IāM DYING
When you find out your mom is a furry
CHOKED
english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: donāt
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
english: oh dear
german: oak croissant
english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver
english: toes
spanish: :)
english:Ā no donāt
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english:Ā car
polish: :)
english:Ā i changed my mind
polish:Ā that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: ā¦what
dutch: the good lordās little animal
french: ā¦ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: ā¦just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GODāS SMALL COW
English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~
English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes
English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: ⦠please, no Dutch: sting pig
JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
English: Poppy
Dutch: :)
English: ⦠tell me
Dutch: Clap rose
English: dragon
Finnish: :)
English: for fuckās sake
Finnish: salmon snake
english: dragon
asl: :D!
english: tell me?
asl: SPICY DINOSAUR
English: Sunflower
Turkish: what
English: what
Turkish: ā¦Moonflower
escuse me
Lazy cat isnāt much help in a fight
Take that
people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic
i canāt believe you forgot the most important one
thank you! I couldnāt find that one in google!
I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.
and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeersĀ
You forgot my favourites.
These are all canon.
this is my favourite post
god damn right, you should be scared of meĀ
Haru is just very passionate with his goals in life.
I like to think that haru was a very strange and trouble making kind of baby lolā¦.I enjoyed making this comic a little too much..
I miss āvintageā anime artstyles, it was plain and simple back then but nowadays all i see is a woman whoās supposedly 1000yrs old looking like sheās 12 or women/girls having such unrealistic body shapes i.e boobs being bigger than their whole damn head and looking like it would snap their spine in half irl, also waists so tiny you wonder if they even have all their organs intact. Boobs DONāT have to jiggle with every step you take pls iām begging for some normal fucking animation here
Like these two characters are roughly around the same age whatās going on
Letās talk about the anime that have been on air long enough to have started off seemingly appeasing / logical that have become overdeveloped, eye sore mess:
Nami from One Piece in 2004:
vs Nami from One Piece in 2017:
Would you believe this is the same character?
Example B, Orihime from Bleach 2005:
Vs Orihime from Bleach 2016:
Would you believe she is the same character and the same age as her first appearance?!
Absolutely bewildering.
Older animation aside from better [female] character design was also appeasing. Unlike what we get now.
Donāt even get me started on the loliās. Just what the fuck.
I canāt get this off my mindā¦
You donāt fuck with the tray master
HOLY SHIT
This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.
He just got served
How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin thereās only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So donāt scream.
Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:Ā This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.Ā
Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.Ā
As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.Ā
Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.Ā
Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. Itās the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.Ā
this is one of my biggest fears so this is helpful
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesnāt have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it āDavidās jitterbugā (for those of you that donāt know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said āexcuse me I have to take thisā and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said āI have to take thisā and left
Davidās co-workers probably: āThis is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?ā
David: āBold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.ā