comit tax frog

herein lies the one who wishes to be of the earth

[taxfrog]

i genuinely love dirt

[thoodleoo]

"i asked chatgpt-" well i consulted the oracle at delphi and she told me that my kingdom will only fall when a mule becomes king of the medes

[postmortemmischief]

dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mouthpressure]

Visit Original Link

if you reblog this i will fucking destroy you

[cunked]

[ecstasydemon]

this joke is so stupid i love it

[kebico]

[tabboty]

depression creature

[abandonedambition]

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

[cassiebnuy]

what if life could be NIGHTMARE

[aliensoflove]

FINALLY

[cool-stuffandthings]

Tumblr be like:

[unrinconmas]

[sexboozeandgaming]

[cartooncoyote]

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[monky]

[vedurnan-archive]

A small example of how my father really talks