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Taycee/21/Canadian

[straightboyfriend]

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

[omgmasalacat]

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

[sedlex]

[campcrow]

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece

[pissvortex]

I literally don't know who you are

ok?

[biff-donderglutes]

this is what customer service is like

[cogentranting]

Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings like ganging up against the third sibling. 

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[guerrillatech]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[anxietyproblem]

[emmacharlottewatson]

a headline

[gt-r-deactivated20200602]

oh you don’t want me? Only because I look unhealthy and speak in riddles?

[everythingfox]

I would like to visit

[whitepeopletwitter]

[somnolentsuggestions]

i care rly dearly abt silly things but they make me happy so thats ok

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[as-water-fills-the-sea]

me: there’s no way in hell i’m seeing cats 

the reviews: this is an unholy terror of a movie that i wish i could erase from my brain 

me: 

me: damnit now i have to see it

[normalwizard]