Altered Reality

[beemovieerotica]

[dailycatsblog]

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[dragginage]

this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this:

[secondbeatsongs]

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

For old times sakes.

K

[saxophonechihuahua]

U

[onbearfeet]

N

[mcnamak]

G

[imjustsoscaredallthetime]

P

[liminalspacedout]

O

[emobandrpf]

w

[sentientshrubbery]

P

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

E

[mayhemandmoonlight]

N

[kutekitty-43]

I

[vaspider]

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[the44th]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[onvochn]

[internetwes]

[senatortedcruz]

I’m fucking crying man. Everything is so difficult

[tetrapod7]

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

thanks for the warmup folks

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[catgirlforeskin]

You can’t get this anywhere else