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any pronouns / 31 / white 🇨🇦 / mdni I am a sex worker! fat and proud💜 https://quinnmaddox.carrd.co/

[taydeebear]

im tay hi hi hi

im a disabled autistic gender expansive sex worker ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ and i also make custom fetish content hehe

for my rates, stream link, or my profile on other sites🔞, check out my website x ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

♡my tags♡

#bear noises: my text posts

#bear bum: my nudes

#bear draws: my art

#bear b queue: my queued posts

#bear answers: ask box shenanigans!

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[anglaised]

i love seeing videos of ppl calling for mamdani like hes batman like “mr mamadani we need ac in the subway mr mamdani help us” and its extra funny bc so far hes been filling every request so its actually working …he got his own bat signal 😭

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[vanwulfen]

[cowboyhatesithere]

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

[cowboyhatesithere]

Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[spongeified]

i needed more angry bob on here

[segamascott]

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

[nostalgic-teddyy]

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

note that all of these are at work or dealing with his employer.

even if you love your job as much as spongebob, the service industry is still infuriating.

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[tatzelwurming]

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

if you give children people food they'll become dependant and forget how to hunt

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[cringefen]

harbor seals! :)