Your Fave Is Problematic: Tyler Hoechlin Edition
wears Reactions lenses on the red carpet at a movie premieres supporting his girlfriend
rubs his beard off fans’ faces while posing for photo ops
doesn’t get innuendos about his foot size
wears knee-high tube socks like he’s about to show up for college volleyball practice
writes passive-aggressive tweets about little league baseball umpires
obnoxiously chews gum while appearing on stage at convention panels
doesn’t know his own eye colour
is embroiled in a year-long embarrassing photo feud with former castmate Colton Haynes
loves the Cheesecake Factory
left his role on a once-loved TV show because he felt like his character was being objectified too much
once posed with Tardar Sauce, AKA Grumpy Cat at the MTV Movie Awards when he was supposed to be working
only knows/wears one fashion designer (Spoiler, it’s John Varvatos)
huffed about having to wax his chest until his employers gave in and let him grow it out
possibly owns an old-fashioned curly-cord phone
goes bird-watching with his dad
once cried while watching a fan-made birthday video for him
took instagram photos of sunsets for like a year
proudly paid a parking ticket after he got too drunk to drive home and abandoned his car
brings up Dylan O’Brien’s acting ability at any given opportunity, even if nobody fucking asked
used to do a backwards peace-sign in every photo until someone told him it’s obscene in some parts of the world
does a peace sign in every photo
takes gratuitous selfies trying to peddle his charity t-shirts for the ALS foundation
only owns one pair of Converse
knows all the words to Monster by Eminem and Rihanna
spends way too long warming up/stretching before sporting events
de-ages ten years when he shaves
doesn’t fully understand fanfic but tells everyone to follow their passion regardless like some dumb motivational speaker
doesn’t understand technology: started promoting his new facebook page and forgot to actually post a link
swears too much apparently
tries to out-sass Ian Bohen; mostly fails
used to be a gymnast when he was a teenager
once heartbreakingly confessed on camera that he missed pizza
went on a safari and didn’t bother checking his phone
answers every new piece of information with “No waaaaaaaayyy!”
awkwardly supports babies’ heads while holding them
fiercely competitive, even over air hockey or some dumb trivia game
once grew a mustache and was seen in public
posed in a bathtub, showing off his nipples for charity like some hussy
smiles really wide and then gets self-conscious over his bunny teeth
remembers fans’ names and asks for copies of their artwork
does impressions of horny cats as his party piece
scrunches up his face when he laughs like he’s ashamed of it
sticks his fingers in his ears when someone talks about game of thrones ARE YOU 5
makes up headcanons and then throws shade when they’re jossed
looks annoyingly good in leather
helps women walk in heels like fucking prince charming with chest hair
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