Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

My name's Banana, and I'm like three years older than @confused-android. I like knitting, slashfiction (primarily Sherlock, Harry Potter and Firefly), musical theater, math, puns. I'm currently teaching English in Seoul.

[cestpasfaux24601]

Andor S01E08

[detectivehole]

every time i get an ad that especially pisses me off i report it and include an accurate though unnecessarily aggressive comment in the report feild and idc if this is ineffective. i do it for me

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Huzzah I have just received a letter from my good friend Jonathan Harker!!!

All is well in the world and I hope it stays that way, especially for my friend Jonathan’s business trip.

[boltlightning]

four of em

[nepofledgling]

it has been like four years since the last time I did my color planning/color planning for digital art video tutorials maybe I should do another art video sometime. I forgot I even did that but it was fun to do. if so what would you wanna know

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - S2E2 Where Silence Has Lease

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

[encounteratnearpoint]

TOP 5 MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS ABOUT CAPTAIN PICARD:

Is he GAY? Is he ALIVE? Is he GAY? Is he DEAD? Is he GAY?

[foolishmortal]

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[pepperpup86]

You are judging Spock’s room through human associations tastes. Remember, Vulcan blood is green and the planet Vulcan is red (Discovery even adds to this by showing red trees around Sarek’s property).

On Vulcan, red is the color of nature, so (assuming Vulcans even assign meaning to colors), red is likely a very calm and soothing color choice. Green is probably the Vulcan color of passion and/or danger.

From a Vulcan perspective, Spock’s room is a cozy cottage core with some historical knickknacks hung around.

Kirk’s green carpet, green plants, green lighting room is the Vulcan equivalent of a boudoir at best or blood-stained slaughterhouse at worst.

[greatunstablemassofbloodandfoam]

Every week my brain chemistry gets permanently altered by a different mountain goats song

[rathockey]

there are some ships out there that do not speak to me personally but i am an understander for. like i see what you are seeing. it just doesn't personally intrigue me. but i support you. you're right. we don't need to fight, let us hold hands.

[racethewind10]

#i can appreciate a fine ship from the dock via @mylittleredgirl

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[wildehacked]

things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:

the city of los angeles

the city of new york

sex

how drinking alcohol works

how getting high works

how a child of any age speaks

how nuclear physics work

how [my job] works

how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is

how hypothermia works

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

what french toast is

[ralfmaximus]

I placed the bread in my french toaster, and set it to baguette

[alessandriana]

[boxoftheskyking]

Ok buddies can we not use HR for heated rivalry bc when I see someone say "I have a bone to pick with HR about the lack of visible cum" I just wanna know where the fuck you work

[tesseracaque]

What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

[userkritaaay]

so true bestie