Has the diagnosed attention span of a goldfish

My name's Banana, and I'm like three years older than @confused-android. I like knitting, slashfiction (primarily Sherlock, Harry Potter and Firefly), musical theater, math, puns. I'm currently teaching English in Seoul.

[trekzine]

marla, contact 8, 1982

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[star-trekster]

[the-uss-premise]

i'm sure this has been pointed out many times but i can't resist doing it again...

this is gilbert baker's pride flag ^^ which debuted in 1978, six weeks before tmp started filming. which could mean nothing :)

[luntfontanne]

[jacobhpb]

The Time That Remains is available free on youtube (with baked-in English subtitles). It is a semiautobiographical film by Elia Suleiman, that follows his Palestinian family across the years from 1948, the beginning of occupation to the then-present day in four chapters. I highly recommend it, a favourite of mine.

[schmergo]

I feel like there’s literally no stronger swear word than when a girl in bonnet in a movie says something like, “But Lady Snapplecap says I cannot until I come of age!” and a dude wearing pants tucked into his boots and an open shirt replies, “DAMN Lady Snapplecap!” with the force of 435 F-bombs

[stillnotmollified]

in honor of father’s day I’m committing to posting 10k words of smut in which luca haas calls cliff marlow “daddy” during a sex competition with ilya and shane later today

cheers

[idabbleincrazy]

nothing makes u wanna give up on a fic faster than lack of feedback….maybe I’ll just keep that particular story to myself. 

[transformativeworks]

The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.

(YouTube link)

[transformativeworks]

Did you want the recipe? Bc now this exists

https://archiveofourown.org/works/86327351

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[cestpasfaux24601]

Andor S01E08

[detectivehole]

every time i get an ad that especially pisses me off i report it and include an accurate though unnecessarily aggressive comment in the report feild and idc if this is ineffective. i do it for me

[mysteriouspersonrambles]

Huzzah I have just received a letter from my good friend Jonathan Harker!!!

All is well in the world and I hope it stays that way, especially for my friend Jonathan’s business trip.

[boltlightning]

four of em

[deadbeatmaker]

it has been like four years since the last time I did my color planning/color planning for digital art video tutorials maybe I should do another art video sometime. I forgot I even did that but it was fun to do. if so what would you wanna know

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - S2E2 Where Silence Has Lease

[timcurrysbooty]

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[takiki16]

NO FEAR.  The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

[saint-batrick]

[alder-knight]

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked