REBOOT.

this is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation (he/him) (side blog).

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that's all folks.

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my snap just showed me something from two years ago and I cannot believe I looked like that when I hugged spice.

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it's hard to believe September 14 is coming up again.

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spice and i would have been too powerful had she been an english teacher.

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There is something that is just so soul crushing knowing that no matter how hard I fight it I will eventually get over spice. In a year at most, it won't even feel like I ever loved her at all.

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i wouldn’t have given spice $18 lip scrub if i realized sooner that her husband was going to be the only one to taste it.

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if she’s your girl why is she smirking at me and slowly saying, “i’d like to meet this side of you?” when my friends say i talk a lot?????

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currently crying to “She” by Dodie Clark.

“am i allowed to look at her like that? could it be wrong, when she’s just so nice to look at?”

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dodie would remake this song just to make me cry rn now huh

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Me: I’m okay with bandman moving, i think it’s good that he’s being presented with different opportunities

Me as soon as I see the “lives in” part of his FB change: 

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bro why did spice marry a cowboy clown that's like...meme on meme

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My history teacher read us the rules my state gives every time a teacher renews their teaching license…and like…HUGGING IS AGAINST THE RULES IN MY STATE????? SOMEONE COULD LEGITIMATELY COMPLAIN ABOUT A STUDENT HUGGING A TEACHER AND THAT TEACHER COULD TECHNICALLY BE FIRED???? WILD YO, WILD.

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this is so fucking funny, not only could they technically get fired, they could lose their teaching license in my state. I got like 3 teachers who could technically lose their license because of me which is SO fucking funny.

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Y'all I’m attending a party near dear’s house rip myself

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This is what I was thinking about when Spice was getting married. Wack.

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i can’t believe i forgot how spicy spice is...like...i called her spice for a reason. i cant believe i let myself fall into this “uwu i wanna kiss her forehead and keep her safe” headspace knowing DAMN WELL she’d punch me in the throat immediately after accepting my affection

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just realized it’s august meaning i will have known spice for three years meaning if we were on the same timeline as her and her husband we’d be married

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ALSO it is UNBELIEVABLE the amount of times ive glared at spice’s child -- i literally see and recognize her first every time. 

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bro when the FUCK am i gonna get over spice, it better be soon bc i literally don’t have the money to travel across the state to give spice $18.80 lip scrub anymore.

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spice really looked me in the eyes and said, “no, stay” sternly expecting me NOT to dwell on it for years huh