suicide notes of beautiful girls, rp meme.
feel free to change pronouns or anything else to suit your needs <3
“ i’d forgotten what it would be like to be that alone. ”
“ oh my god. is it possible, medically, that i’m still hungover from tuesday? that was an entire two days ago! ”
“ i wouldn’t have thought you’d be dating someone so … normal. ”
“ i hope he’s at least secretly into something freaky. ”
“ my eyes are not ready for winking yet. ”
“ oh my god, that is so sad! ”
“ she always seemed sort of off the rails, like one of those famous people who do insane things. except not actually famous. well, maybe famous in her own head. ”
“ stop talking about her like that, just fucking stop it. ”
“ only boring people have perfect lives. ”
“ we’re not going anywhere, we’re just running! ”
“ shit, ___. why didn’t you tell me your love-ah was loa-ded? ”
“ i really, i mean, i really, really like these bunnies. ”
“ his friends have an extraordinarily low bar for what weird is. ”
“ guys at ____ are generally hotter. ”
“ well, you’ll just make out with one of the ___ boys then. ”
“ i can’t remember any of their names. it doesn’t really matter. ”
“ i’m her imaginary friend. ”
“ we have to go now. sorry, ___, my mom just realized we weren’t at home. she’s totally going to kill me. ”
“ it makes me look diseased, please save me. ”
“ fuck off, i was a boy scout, i have skills. ”
“ who were they to her? how well did they know her? how much do they care? ”
“ i hate him, whoever he is. ”
“ i already went to the police, they wouldn’t listen. they pretended to humor me, then gave me some pamphlets on grief and sent me on my way. ”
“ we have to figure this one out ourselves. ”
“ this is how they’re saying she did it, by burning herself to death right here. ”
“ if i have a nightmare while you’re here, you must promise, promise you will come and wake me up. ”
“ there’s no way she did this. ”
“ i did something a few weeks ago that i’m not very proud of. ”
“ imagine floating off into that. if i ever get the chance to go to space, i’m definitely going. i’m serious, i’d do it in a second. everything down here is meaningless but nothing bad has happened out there yet. it’s all brand new. and if i go, you're coming with me. ”
“ you’re the sweetest little honey pie, until someone tells you that you can’t do something. ”
“ ah, i’m only messing with you, dolly. it’s the suit, right? makes me look like i make the rules. have a big ol’ blast! ”
“ and how may i help you, pretty girl? ”
“ i’m looking for something … fun. ”
“ i’m here because i heard there was a party. ”
“ i’m here because i want to know if you killed my friend. ”
“ i’m not threatening you, i’m just stating some facts. ”
“ having secrets make you real friends, secrets tie you together. ”
“ crazy how we have such messed-up families, and yet somehow we both turned out so awesome, right? ”
“ i need two glasses of water in case i dream about a fire. ”
“ friends aren’t ‘ just ’, dating is just. friends are the very highest thing. ”
“ no shit? but you two were always … all over each other. ”
“ i don’t … i just … this should not have happened like this. ”
“ ____, i was looking for you. you’re trashed. ”
“ you’ve done a lot of kissing. ”
“ i’m not your mother, ___, and you’re not mine. ”
“ what are you smiling about, smiler? ”
“ i didn’t even know i was smiling! ”
“ you don’t ever get hugged at home, and when i get hugged it’s creepy. but there’s a chemical that has a name i can’t remember, and it explains why hugging is so good with someone you love. ”
“ hey, i know a better game we could play. ”
“ and then you take a shot! you there! sir! take! a! shot! ”
“ i have no idea where i’m going, but i know i need to get away from here. ”
“ i was trying to protect her, or whatever, which is stupid. ”
“ she wouldn’t have … she was … she was scared of fire. ”
“ she was going to do what she was going to do, ____ always did. ”
“ come over, come over, come over, you’re the only one who loves me enough to saaaave meeee. ”
“ what the actual fuck? ”
“ just open up the back of your throat, anything will slide right down. no gagging, once you really learn how to do it. ”
“ sorry i had to beat up your boyfriend. ”
“ i don’t know, i’m trying to think about what the reasons would be if this was a movie or whatever. ”
“ it hurts a lot, i thought it would’ve stopped by now, but it hasn’t, and i don’t know what to do. ”
“ you really need to see a doctor about this, when did this happen? it’s much too severe to treat on your own. ”
“ ____ died in a fire. and ____ has a burned hand. ”
“ you’re always jumping to the wrong conclusions. ”
“ so you can clearly see no one has killed me, you can go back to your life. ”
“ do you need to be rescued? ”
“ seriously, go home, ___, forget about me. ”
“ once you get involved, once you know what happened, you won’t be able to un-know it, and you won’t be able to go back. ”
“ lighting that match felt good. ”
“ i can’t be the kid, because i’m the damn adult here. ”
“ please, fucking god, come with us, come with me. after all this. please. ”
“ you’re really good at crying. ”
“ and yet you fucked him. ”
“ i bit until i tasted fucking blood. ”
“ i mean, she’s my mother. she’s supposed to believe me, right? ”
“ ___, why would you liiiie like that? ”
“ oh my god, i am so, i am … i wish … ”
“ i thought about calling you. that was the very first thing i thought to do, but then i wasn’t sure if … ”
“ where’s the evidence? and who do you think they’d believe? ”
“ my friends were … you saw the kind of people they are. they thought i was fun to party with. they liked how i could drink and i was fun and crazy. they didn’t care about me. you’re the only one who ever really did. ”
“ sometimes i even surprise myself. ”
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