tcod quotes

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<Music_Dragon> pathos: you know what i am? <pathos> yes <Music_Dragon> say it <pathos> you are Hungry. and i am dad

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* mr_sticky has joined

* mr_sticky has quit

??

well

we failed to impress mr. sticky

do you think there's a mrs sticky

mrs. sticky doesn't have to know ;)

Ahh Mr.sticky i see you are wering your fance top

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note to self: get used to uv being in a weird timezone

uv's australian

haha that is JUST ONE of the many wacky aspects of my personality

I'm aware, it's just easy to forget

i'm so ~ random ~

you may be random but are you loltacos random??

excuse me, i'll have you know that penguin spork cheese

erotic penguins

beware of the random erotic penguins

lulzors

you're all fired

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I accidentally just told someone they look naked.

Dazel how does one accidentally tell someone that

???

we are all naked under our clothes

I meant to type "baked."

"You look naked."

"I'm not I swear"

ohh okay i thought you meant like. through physical speech.

isn't the real naked the friends we made along the way

* Lilycolo has joined #tcod

sometimes we're naked with the friends we made along the way, and that's kind of the same thing

hahaha

well thats a nice message to be greeted to

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this fic just used the phrase 'decapitating my hand'. i don't think that's how it generally works

unless sock puppets were involved

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Today when Poly and I were in the car, my dad was talking about his hat, and was like "This hat is comfy, and easy to wear." The two of us just started laughing so hard and my dad had no idea what the hell was going on.

VM

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I'd be happier if I could just give birth to kittens.

Tailsy, re: Would you like to have children?

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A gritty reboot of the Pokémon franchise, reimagining Pikachu as a disgruntled police detective with a drinking problem. A routine investigation into a domestic homicide puts him on the trail of a government conspiracy involving the elusive "Team Rocket" - but who can he really trust when the corruption goes all the way to the top...? Starring Jack Nicholson as Pikachu, Andy García as Giovanni, and Jigglypuff as itself.

Music Dragon

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my favourite question was "I really like math." (in the other quiz!) it spoke to me on a very deep personal level when I selected "rarely"

Cirrus

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"Lots of them! But you know, Japanese is the only important one... you do speak it, right?!" Did... did none of them know Japanese? After she dropped everything in Castelia and moved here?! That would be... totally not kawaii.

- Maimi

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About Mafia-ers: I think people just naturally bond after killing each other for fun on a regular basis, and sometimes in new and exciting ways.

Phantom

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"But MD, what about local fabulousness law?" Well, don't you worry - you handle the implementation and I'll deal with the authorities. They know who I am.

Music Dragon

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“Your dear mother is so mentally amiss that her IQ score is an imaginary number.”

Light

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Maybe there'll be a new Girly-type and then all the icky pink and/or flowery Pokemon can be grouped together under a banner, and all the proper (not-Girly) Pokemon can be all the other types!

Dannichu

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16:11 < Cirrus> these are all very different statements #tcod

16:10 < Cirrus> there is not much fanart for that so. this is a good deed 16:10 < en> ... lebezyatnikov that's adorable 16:10 < Chalumeau> goodness, this tangerine is strong 16:10 < Poly> i am having a craving for baked potatoes

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PLAYING MINECRAFT

26 20:28 < Poly> my HOMEWORK IS PLAYING MINECRAFT

34 20:30 < Poly> idk all i know is that my homework is PLAYING MINECRAFT

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oh noo flash froze and I lost everything

butts

butts

butts!?

butts