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richie trashmouth tozier INDIE / SELECTIVE / PRIVATE everything you need to know before you follow merrick | they/them | 30 | gmt

[tczier]

my name is richie trashmouth---

i forgot the joke.

indie, private, selective richie tozier (making your mom jokes cool since 1976) from it chapter two | penned by merrick

afilliates: @eddiethekaspbrak @infernalrampage @scribedhorror @alwaysthesitter @diedbrave @loyaltybroken @spider-self @createsherself

[tczier]

[ need to get my ass back on tumblr because twt fandoms are horrendous ]

[alwaysthesitter]

🛌🏻 For your muse to come across my muse naked because they sleep naked

Steve had come back to their shared apartment after his work out, having decided that now that things were somewhat slowing down in Hawkins, he should get invested in hobbies again. The only hobby he had ever really known was sports, naturally, so he had decided to get back into basketball. Well, to a degree. More so just going to the gym, practicing shooting hoops again. Learning to plant his feet more, as Billy Hargrove had said so many times. It felt nice, honestly. Knowing it was a skill he still had. That he was good at something.

Hair plastered to his forehead with sweat, first thing he wanted was a shower. He had already taken his sweat-soaked t-shirt off as he had walked in, tossing it in the direction of the laundry room. It certainly had missed the mark, despite him having the athletic ability of a good aim. He walked into the bedroom to get a change of clothes, blinking as he noticed Richie sprawled naked across the bed. This wasn't new - he had been sleeping with Richie, both sexually and literally, for quite some time now. He knew this was how things were.

Still, he shook his head, grabbing a shirt from the closet and proceeding to chuck it right at Richie's head. That time he didn't miss. "Dude. Richie. You really need to learn not to sleep naked here. I know it gets hot as fuck in Indiana, but I'm sure it's no worse than California was." He rolled his eyes, leaning against the door frame as he looked at the older. "You know I typically leave the door unlocked, right? Just in case, like, one of the kiddos needs me? Not sure they'd appreciate walking in on someone naked, yet alone someone as old as their dad." He teased, waving a hand in the air. "I got some over time this week, so I can always buy us like, a fan."

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[tczier]

Richie'd had a late night last night, which was his excuse for deciding to sleep in this morning. When he'd woken up, Steve was already out. He'd got out of bed and checked his cellphone, seeing the message that Steve was out doing something active, and decided he needed to pee and go back to sleep.

He was half-asleep when he felt something hit him in the head and lifted it up to see it was one of Steve's shirts. Clean. Damn. If Steve wanted to start chucking clothes at him, it could at least be his sweaty gym clothes so Richie could smell him. Jeez, he was creepy sometimes.

"Well tell the kids not to walk into your bedroom unless they wanna find a super hot comedian sleeping naked." Richie mused with a smile, rolling over onto his back so he could look at Steve properly. "I was gonna go out and buy one today. You don't need to work overtime, dude, I have money." He kept the smile on his face. "I'll buy the biggest fan out there and put it on that I'm so cold I gotta sleep with pants and a sweater, yeah?" Richie tilted his head to the side. "This isn't your way of telling me there's kids in the living room is it?"

[tczier]

richie stopped the moment eddie snapped at him because despite him saying he wasn’t mad, it was fucking obvious he was. and richie didn’t know how to fix it. there wasn’t much he could do, other than apologise and he’d already done that a lot. maybe he just needed to give eddie some space to process, to work through whatever he was feeling . . . maybe richie just needed to do something to show eddie how sorry he was. he just didn’t know what that was right now.

‘ no, eds. it’s not that. ’ richie almost guffawed. how could eddie think that was the reason why he was watching porn ? he was watching it because . . . well, he was just in the mood to do so. it was nothing to do with eddie.

‘ i don’t – i don’t even understand how you got to that thought ? i mean, sure, i’ve usually mostly been with dominant guys but that’s not— ' richie stopped himself, not wanting to put his foot in his mouth. ‘ no. eddie, no i don’t want anyone else, i don’t want a more dominant man. i want you. i was just watching porn, dude, it’s not . . . it’s not that deep. ’

[diedbrave]

Eddie hated the way that he could literally feel his eyebrows furrow, staring at the carpet. His mind was racing, trying to pluck away each individual thought that was currently a messed up ball of string that was completely tangled. A lot of it didn't make sense to him, because he had clearly never been into pornography. Sonia would have absolutely killed him, and being with Myra practically killed all sex drive.

The only thing that had ever gotten him aroused before getting their memories back was, well, the man in front of him. Was that wrong? Pathetic? Maybe he wasn't even gay, and he was just Richie-sexual. Nothing to be ashamed about, he was just incredibly infatuated with his man. Maybe that made him less of the normal one, and Richie was right - it wasn't that deep.

His brown eyes flickered up, and if Richie knew him well enough, he would be able to distinguish most of the emotions in those irises. And not one of them was anger. Fear. Confusion. Sadness. Worry. Jealousy. "I came to that conclusion, Richie, because of the type of content you were watching. I'm not all...big and strong like the guys on your screen." He didn't understand the concept that sometimes, just sometimes, people just scrolled and clicked without it being something that caught their particular interest.

"I know we've been together a long time now, but I'm still learning a lot. I have forty years of repressed gayness here, my dude." He laughs lightly, hoping it would lighten the mood a bit. "The only exposure I ever had to porn were those dirty magazines you'd bring into my room or the clubhouse, and I never got the appeal. Which, you know, makes sense now." Snort. "I'm just trying to learn as I go, and all I want....all I want is to make you feel good, Rich. That's all."

[tczier]

"Yeah, I never got the appeal of them either. Because they were full of chicks." Richie replied with a weak smile, trying to make a little more light of the situation they found themselves in. He'd noticed recently that he had a higher sex drive than Eddie, and Richie didn't want to have Eddie feeling like he was being pressured into having sex just because Richie wanted to. So he jerked off sometimes.

Richie sighed and walked over to the bed, sitting down and gesturing for Eddie to join him on his lap.

"Baby, you do make me feel good. There's never any pressure for you to do or be anything other than yourself. I promise. I like you because you're you, and you're more than how you look. I mean-- I think you're hot as fuck, I always have thought that, but Eds I love you because you're funny and you're sweet and you're brave. I love you because you make me feel like I can be and do anything, and you make me feel safe. Come here--" Richie reached out for Eddie, pulling him towards him this time. He pressed a kiss to his cheek.

"I love you, not anyone else." He promised. "Do you believe me?" Richie asked, looking into Eddie's brown eyes. "Do you believe I don't want anyone but you?"

[tczier]

I have sooo many things in my drafts rn, so I'll be going through stuff & doing replies soon. They'll be posted overtime rather than at once so I don't overwhelm myself/everyone else.

[mikewheelerr]

↳ BILL HADER on the set of IT CHAPTER 2 (2019) 

[tczier]

desperately tempted to come back and rp on tumblr. hmu for plotting/small things???

[tczier]

Tomorrow I will be in Literal Derry (aka, where they filmed the movies) for a week so I expect my muse will be back and I'll finally have some time to write!

[tczier]

In 24 days I will in literal Derry with @eddiethekaspbrak and I'm p sure my muse will be through the roof

[thecvildead]

' well, you caught me --- i miss talkin' to you. '

[tczier]

' y'mean you miss telling me how much you love him ? ' richie asked with a teasing smirk.

[rpmemes-galore]

argumentative, confrontational dialogue … sentence starters

“Just open up. For once.”

“Oh my god, just grow up!”

“Don’t tell me to calm down!”

“Stop it, you’re being childish!”

“I told you I’m fine, stop asking.”

“Shut up! Shut up! Just shut up!”

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

“Don’t you owe me an explanation?”

“Why don’t you ever listen to anyone?”

“I’m so tired of listening to you lie, lie lie!”

“Stop, I don’t want to argue. Just let it go.”

“Stop talking down to me. I’ve had enough.”

“Why are you sneaking around here like that?”

“What made you think that any of this was ok?”

“Why… why would you say something like that?”

“Don’t tell me you’re happy. I can see you’re not.”

“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do. Start talking.”

“You’re not perfect! Stop pretending that you are!”

“Why does everything have to be a fight with you?”

“Have you ever told the truth about anything, ever?”

“Talk to me. That’s all I want. Just talk to me, please!”

“Just keep your mouth shut for one second. Just one.”

“Why are you acting like this? What’s gotten into you?”

“You expect me to believe you? After all you’ve done?”

“Can’t you just give it to me straight, for once in your life?”

“Tell me what’s been going on. I deserve that much from you.”

“Why are you always trying to stick your nose in my business?”

“You can’t keep secrets from everyone and expect them to trust you.”

“Something’s up with you, and I’m not letting you go until you tell me what it is.”

[tczier]

hello !! i am back <3 who wants to write ?

[rubymemes]

𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “Bridgerton”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

"No one else matters."

"It is you I cannot sacrifice."

“I burn for you.”

"But it is tiring, is it not?"

"I am not a man of many words."

"My thoughts of you never end."

"I do not fear change. I embrace it."

"You occupy my every thought."

"It is quite the privilege, is it not?"

"Sometimes a fire is slow to burn."

"It is my business because I care about you."

"Love is not something that is ever owed."

"I'd very much like to be more than friends."

"It is maddening. How much you consume my very being."

"Straight into the fire, a favorite pastime of mine."

"I happen to believe a lady's business is her own."

"We are not all guaranteed a fairy-tale ending."

"I am yours, [name], I have always been yours."

"A diamond is precious precisely because it is rare."

"All I find myself thinking about, all I find myself being able to breathe for…is you."

"I have loved. I have lost. I have earned the right to do whatever I please, whenever I please, and however I please to do it."

"Words of flattery are beautiful and sweet, but they are also hollow unless accompanied by action."

"You are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires."

“Just because something is not perfect, does not make it any less worthy of love.”

[tczier]

y'all i'm so close to being able to write again !!

[tczier]

i have very nearly moved into my new house now -- 9 days to go & then i need some time to properly settle in and then i think i'll be around again properly to do replies !! ty to everyone for being so patient with me. <3

[tczier]

Really sorry I haven't been around - I started a new job this week & I'm moving house at the end of the week! Things have been v stressful and it's going to take some time before I get settled again. But I am still here, I'm not quitting Richie ❤️

[tczier]

i'm moving house in 2 weeks ( across the country moving house ) and starting a new job in 1 week and i am !! stressed a lil so if i am not around replying that's why. bc i am packing and stressing. <3