Random Things I Found And Liked

Lol I’m a disaster but it’s all good 🏳️‍🌈

[lonelywoodland]

[burning-soul]

[catchymemes]

[apple-dandy]

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

@kialessa I’m fucking losing it at this description fkdkdksks

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[jxhn-mulaney]

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

[babyanimalgifs]

There are heroes out there.

[victoriansuggestion]

enter into a passionate friendship with another woman

[victoriansuggestion]

a really, really passionate friendship

[memescomedy]

[love]

Negative Space by Mungo Thomas, (2006 - )

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

found my dream job

[choodraws]

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[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[jonghyunkazoo]

[puthy]

Nothing wrong with being a dumbass and owning a small cottage

[puthy]

Don’t let anybody tell you that picking wildflowers and having a small stream run through your property isn’t a career

[ravens-wing214-deactivated20230]

[violetbeetle]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

[materassassino]

a hero

[tchaikovskaya]

2 seconds into this video w/o audio i INSTANTLY knew this was russia lmao

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

“You want to cut it off?”

“How else am I supposed to park?”

[post--grad]

i pack light. i take nothing but the clothes on my back, a baguette, some cheese and apples. i hike deep into the woods, where darkness gathers between the trees and even the birds are silent. at last, i arrive. the soothsayer’s hut. ask your question, she demands, voice like a creaking door.

how tight do you have to be to ask someone for a letter of rec, i ask. like, is it weird if you just had lunch a few times, but the vibe was super good? i don’t want to ask her to do additional labor because obviously she is super busy but also i really need a recommender from outside my institution and i don’t really have anyone else to ask and i love her work and she seemed really positive about mine and willing to help out but what if she was just being polite?

[babyanimalgifs]

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