fuck it i love you

ryan - 23- he/him - representing florida in the idiot olympics - wayhaught still live rent free in my head

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[h-isforhome]

where were you when you found out trump got shot

[were--ralph]

twitter is so fucking funny like actually

[hackfurs]

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

[esthermika]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[quititryan]

My partner finally got me to finish supergirl and now I have no idea what to do with my life

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[the-shy-girl-420]

Laughing like idiots in bed together is a love language

[paperandpencilsandskips]

guys I have polls, rock papers sissors time your choice goes against the winning option, do you win, loose, or tie?

✊ rock

✋ paper

✌️ sissors

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Also please share

[max1461]

Chose rock—winning thus far. My reasoning:

All three choices are symmetric, there's no mathematically optimal strategy, it just comes down to predicting what most people will pick. Well, I've heard that most people pick rock, because that feels the strongest, there have been studies on this. But, I bet most other people on here have heard that too, so they'll be picking paper. But! I bet most other people will also reason this far, and deduce that everyone will pick paper, so they'll be picking scissors. On any other website, I think people would just stop at paper, but on tumblr I think you're all smart enough to reason all the way to scissors. Of course, anyone else who has reasoned this far will deduce that the best choice is rock. However, even on tumblr I think most people are not clever enough to do that. So I'll take the bet that I've reasoned exactly one step farther than the majority and go with rock.

Looks like I was right.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[avenoirn]

photo studies (2/3)

[consecuences]

[inferior]

Matt Lief Anderson

[hollowboobtheory]

look I'm a lesbian but I 100% agree men need to dress sluttier and you know I'm being selfless bc I get nothing out of this. dress sluttier it's good for you

[hollowboobtheory]

to everyone in the tags saying "me once I get top surgery": I'm rooting 4 u. together we can heal the world 🌎 ❤

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

get dodgeballed idiot

[acef1restar]

[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

[nae-nae-supreme]

[sennamaticart]

I got some new brushes so i tested them on a unicorn