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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@tea-and-videogames
Someone’s probably already done this, but alignment chart of “realistic” cgi or cgi that tried to stay as close to the original as possible. I don’t not take constructive criticism
Wait wheres hot chocolate conductor Tom Hanks
they said bad CG
Au contraire, that is a “realistic” cgi chart. Hot chocolate man is simply on another graph
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
my favorite thing about spider gwen is telling people what spider gwen is. like literally every time its like
me: ok so imagine gwen stacy didnt die and she got bitten by the spider instead of peter parker
them: yeah ok
me: she’s in a punk band with mary jane and she chills venom out with their music also daredevil is evil in this one
them: wtf that owns
everything about spider gwen is just objectively tight as hell
Those pink flats really tie the whole aesthetic together
GWENOM
this is so fucking funny
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN
Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.
@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism
(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)
Holy shit.
It’s the worm aliens from Men In Black
i don’t get it omg
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
These are bad examples considering there’s a metal band named:
What’s this one called?
Using reverse image search, I have discovered that this band’s name is “XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX” and the first song in the search results was this:
Wow
Um
That’s enough Tumblr for one night, bye
This post is back and got better.
Amazing. Simply gorgeous
Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.
Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”
Source
Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!
That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.
To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is
Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab.
Here’s a copy and paste:
“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.
Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.
There are multiple tiers of Flare:
Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form
Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.
Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here
Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”
@mosesdahngrest @dogsanddigimon @moon-bell5
You wake up tomorrow to find yourself in the world of the last video game you played. How screwed/lucky are you?
It’s that time of the year again
It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy
who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength
… I’m just saying
So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.
Not a god damn thing.
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Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu! Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color) Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
fucking oh god
FUCK I WANT
