tea kettle tea kettle

~ it's the sound a wren makes ~

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[prose-n-scripts]

hey don't cry. springtime orphydice

[tiredadventurer]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[erysium]

intro scenes for each of our main characters 🌞

[adastrabbit]

[thehumanwiki]

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Voting ended on5h

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[an0rpm]

i am my father's son

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.

[erysium]

The kickstarter campaign for the new book is live!! ✨ Here's a little closeup of the book cover, and the color/sketch stages it took to arrive here. :)

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[vamplire]

spending my twenties rotting and decaying

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY