We All Shine On

I'm 27 and my hobbies include sitting in my bedroom (in my parents house) watching Disney movies, crying over a capri sun and re-evaluating my life choices. Sometimes there's alcohol involved. Oh and paying off mass amounts of student loans.

[sickjacket]

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

[o-kido-ki]

I'M NOT EVEN CANADIAN.

[lilycostner]

TODAY YOU ARE

[prussiaisdead-moved-deactivated]

IS THAT A FUCKING DINOSAUR

[artemismoon12]

YES IT IS AN ALBERTASAURUS TAKE NOTE DAMMIT

[astraias]

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

[teaanddodos-blog]

That moment when you’ve been gone from Tumblr so long *cough* 2 years *cough* that you can’t freaking figure out any of the ask/message stuff and you feel like an 85 year old.

[officialdavidduchovny]

What does 'bae' mean?

Big Alien Egg

[bigasslizard-deactivated2015062]

omg there is a committee in our yard eating a possum i’m gonna try and get some photos

[bigasslizard-deactivated2015062]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT AWARE A COMMITTEE IS A GROUP OF VULTURES there is NOT a bunch of people in my yard discussing business opportunities while occasionally picking at the carcass of a marsupial

[izzytheesaggittarius]

If you don’t love Adam Wainwright, we can’t be friends.

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[daveycameronisapie]

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

[alliekitaguchi]

THEY DID IT AGAIN

[lexhokage]

IS MOM EVER COMING HOME?

[highandstarryeyed]

No Vine will ever top this

[izzytheesaggittarius]

Baseball themed “I’d Cap That"

[the-wonders-of-unreality]

Strange lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep

[grossaustralian]

anyway here’s wonderwall

[hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia]

this ukulele is even bigger

[hystericallysound]

When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!”  Clever… very clever.  You win this time.  

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

This is by far the greatest post in existence.  You can all go home.  I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this.  The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.  

[tlok-atla]

Bahaha

[daughter-of-a-badass-blog]

It’s back

[zizicat]

[benmendelson-blog]

[kaity--did]

I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE