I Apologize For the Mess

Theo (he/him) 32 If you're looking for organization, you ain't gonna find it here, babe.

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[smeemos]

this is milkshake

milkshake i love you

[koiagain]

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[boomvagynamite]

List of other people who also suck for this reason:

Bill Nighy

Hugh Laurie

James McAvoy

John Lithgow

Katherine Parkinson

Keira Knightley

Kit Harrington

Leo Woodall

Mackenzie Crook

Mathew MacFadyen

Matt Berry

Nick Frost

Paul Whitehouse

Peter Serafinowicz

Riz Ahmed

Shirley Bassey

Simon Armitage

Simon Pegg

Stephen Fry

Stephen Mangan

Warwick Davis

[traycakes]

'Black Mirror' director turns down offer to work on 'Harry Potter' series: "Absolutely fucking not"

Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender. 

"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[bowieboosh]

Cargoyle

[scarlettohairdye]

If this doesn’t say AWOOOOGA then what are we even doing here

[tamamita]

I'm so glad this man is living in fear now

[gulyas069]

it is insanely funny that he's so mad with fear and decadence that he's deploying missile defense systems to his golfing

[hagiomoto]

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[samlickereightyone]

kicks rock where's MY socialist muslim elected offical

[samlickereightyone]

love the global audience chiming in we're in this together

[sawed-on-shotgun]

basically begging people to look at the the onion headed infowars shit theyre putting out this is fucking me up badly

[ymutate]

"Cicada Hanging Flower Basket"

Ryūrikyõ style basketry, bamboo

Weaver: Tanabe Chikuunsai I

1877-1937 the taisho period

[thenextdraft]

The comments doing the mat

[spiralmindz]

not even 30 pages in and it's spitting facts tumblr won't like

(from the book Enraged, Rattled, and Wronged: Entitlement's response to social progress by Kristin j Anderson)

[softcells]

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

[softcells]

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

[bogfox]

Cinderella

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[softboyshaven]

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

[darthlenaplant]

Holmes really went:

[getvalentined]

This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities

[burnbrighterthanever]

Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.

[bakwaaas]

honestly it’s actually the small, mundane, boring things that someone does for you out of love which mean so much rather than grand gestures and proclamations

[lastparty]

from butch is a noun by s. bear bergman

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags