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lila | lesbian | dog mom | pisces | generally unwell about yellowjackets | ao3 | she/her

[teabookgremlin]

02x07 taivan x lyrics that are making me insane about them right now

[710m]

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[teabookgremlin]

really fun how the compulsion to shrink your body mental illness also translates to shrinking yourself personality wise (having a really hard time letting myself just be my full self when seeing the girl i’ve been seeing and i’m scared it’ll ruin my chances of actually getting with her)

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[justanapparatus]

"i think my horse is regular sized" is peak lyricism

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Do you have an Assigned Animal™ (including extinct or mythical ones) that dominates the gifts people give you/your decor/etc.?

Yes, I have an Assigned Animal™ (owls, koalas, unicorns, dinosaurs, etc.)

No, but I've been assigned something else (fandom, color, plant, etc.).

I have more than one Thing (ex: koalas AND purple AND cacti)

BB what the fuck are you talking about

Voting ended onApr 26

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[lettucemakar]

he's the lyricist of a generation

[finalgirlguy]

my beautiful femme bitch top and these two guys doing rituals with each other

[teabookgremlin]

unfortunately will be at work at 4:20 pm today which means a) missing out on my school’s 4/20 tradition and b) dealing with all the people with munchies after they’ve all gotten high at 4:20

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[puppygirllaika]

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[404shaksnotfound]

I love hot moms