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auraknight100

How it feels to be a Pokémon fan right now.

ribbloid

Takes one step off the Isle of Armor

batwizard

anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

tiptoe39

How about the assumption that everyone’s just being polite and any minute now they’re going to snap and let you know how awful you are

andalusiapunk

Everyone who reblogs this post, please read about the psychological phenomena of Childhood Emotional Neglect.

sanspatronymic

badjokesbyjeff

Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health.

Still got thrown off the bus.

pompmaker1

unga bunga

matthachu

beardicinspiration

That is the sweetest thing ever holy shit

seashellronan

so the irish term for depression is “an mór-bhrón” which directly translates to “the big sad” and that right there is the mood of this fine winter lads

thehollowprince

moonkitty

is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?

ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b

is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting

moonkitty

okay! im watching FMA: brotherhood (since u guys said that was the better version) should i watch the dubbed version? i dont normally like subs. but did the dub change anything drastically about it? (like a shitty 4kidz dub where they remove violence or the gays ™ or whatever.) is it ok to watch the netflix dub?

moonkitty

markiplier escaped the LA gangs and went into the anime world to hide

the-green-anon

You will look back on this & hopefully be able to laugh at your Markiplier joke…

moonkitty

bitch the fuck are you talking about

moonkitty

ok what the actual fuck is this thing

moonkitty

WHAT THE FUCK

moonkitty

“i dont JUST gush over my daughter”

“i gush over my wife too!”

ok i change my mind i fucking love this guy

moonkitty

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

retrogamingblog

Eeveelution Cupcakes

safelyendangered

catchymemes

Seems legit.

fant4me

Hahahahaha

ninjacoughdrop

Must reblog/retweet every time I see this.

breakingisabella

the dream

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tredlocity

we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place

steakplissken

The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty

ratfuck

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars

idknewname1

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

aletheius

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

goldrubyproduction

we really had no idea huh

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fedkaczynski

What’s funny is that this actually happened.

allamericankindofguy-actual

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

fedkaczynski

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.

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Did he survive?

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).