i literally only want to become a music teacher so i can say “-but this is only a theory….a music theory.”
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i literally only want to become a music teacher so i can say “-but this is only a theory….a music theory.”
If Chris Pratt’s character hadn’t killed his dad in the second Gaurdians of the Galaxy movie, then Thanos never would have been able to take over in Infinity War
The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
I got chills all over
“Bohemian Rhapsody” who I only know “I’m in Love With My Car”
my fav borhap moments
- during the Top of the Pops performance where roger hits the fake cymbal with the most devastated™️ look
- brian’s mocking accent: “we’re the BBC”
- “CAMERA TWO! ABOVE THE WAIST!”
- *freddie shopping* “do they have this in my size?” “freddie this is the ladies section”
- the band just barging in on freddie’s marriage proposal and brian’s, “hi mary, how’s your dad?”
- *chicken screaming* “GALILEO”
- “nOT THE COFFEE MACHINE”
- “when my hand is on your grease gun? that’s very subtle isn’t it?” “IT’S A METAPHOR BRIAN”
- just the whole band making fun of roger and his car kink™️
- *kenny on the radio* “ladies and ladies”
- the wayne’s world reference
- “who even is galileo?”
- john getting the shittiest bedroom and just accepting it with a sigh cause he doesn’t get the respect he deserves
- ROGERINA
- *freddie with a new haircut and mustache* “what do you think?” *roger shrugging* “gayer?” “no, roger the house”
- “what do you guys think of david?” *prolonged silence* “he’s a nice chap” “i think he’s gay”
- freddie just taking the liberty to name jim beach, miami because jim was just too darn boring
- “it goes on forever, six bloody minutes” “i pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever”
- *freddie literally talking to his fiancé who he hasn’t spoken to in a while* “how are the cats?”
- “you look like an angry lizard”
- freddie’s parents asking if jim hutton was a ‘work friend’
- freddie blowing his mom a kiss during live aid
- “what even is a rhapsody?” “it’s an epic poem”
- freddie’s mom handing out his baby pics to the band and freddie just yeeting out of the room to play piano
- the entire live aid performance AHHHHHH
- “ready freddie?”
- the ‘ay-oh’ of solidarity between freddie and another patient when he got his hiv diagnosis
- “do you know how many jim hutton’s there are in london?”
- “roger there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen”
- *shatters a window* “you can take that out of our loyalties you twat!”
- “no one likes opera” “i like opera”
- the OUTFITS
- “i want to throw a party” “who are we inviting?” “PEOPLE”
- the picture of fred and jim in the credits
- brian kicking freddie out of the room just cause he felt like it
- gwilym lee, aka time-traveling brian may
- “’oh where’s madonna?’”
- freddie playing opera music and throwing shit everywhere while the band dances along
- “how many more galileo’s do you want?”
- accurate broke college student™️ representation when the boys literally sell their van to afford a recording session
- “i think you’ve got to turn it clockwise john” “DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?”
- “we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere and i’m eating a ham sandwich”
- “i’ve got better things to do on a saturday night. i can name them.”
- “higher” “if i go any higher only dogs will hear me” “HIGHER” “my nuts are literally in my chest”
- tired mom™️ deacky literally playing the riff of ‘another one bites the dust’ just to break up a fight
- “i can sing” “not with those teeth mate” *sings* “i’ll think about your offer”
- THE CATS
- freddie jumping into a chair and spilling champagne everywhere
- the entire “ay-oh” sequence from live aid and me screaming it along with freddie
- the boys getting so into recording ‘bohemian rhapsody’ that they all just fucking topple over each other
- freddie smacking brian’s ass during ‘fat bottomed girls’ and screaming, “he’s got one too!”
- every. single. concert. montage.
- cutting to a frowning ray foster during the live aid performance on the line ‘no time for losers’
- “you’re a legend fred.” “you’re bloody right i’m a legend. we’re all legends…but you are right i am a legend.”
- brian “i was born with this hair” may
- *freddie having mary translate to her deaf father* “tell your dad you’re an epic shag.” “freddie he can read lips”
- *reporter asking freddie if one of his song lyrics implies that he has multiple partners* “you should ask rog that”
- *reporter trying to imply that freddie might be sick* *john leaning in* “i had a cold once”
- “what are you doing after this?” “homework”
- “take 26 of fred’s…thing”
- “roger’s a dentist” “nO i’m not”
- “an astrophysicist, so you’re the smart one” *brian smirking at roger* “yes, yes i am”
- “i fired paul” “under what pretext?” “villainy”
- “we’ve made our decision…what’s our decision again?”
- “miami will be our new manager” “no i won’t” *the band starts playing ‘another one bites the dust’* “FINE I’LL DO IT”
- “freddie fucking mercury”
- the experimental music session
- brian, john, and roger deliberately being late to meet freddie to tease him about his always being late
- “so roger, what exactly is the sexiest part of a car?”
- “what lyrics are these? you call me sweet…like i’m some kind of cheese”
- “it’s not disco. it’s queen.”
- jim and freddie’s relationship despite the little screen time they had
- the look™️ john and brian share when freddie interacts with the crowd during live aid
- roger and his gong
- “we’ll punch a hole right through the roof of that stadium” “actually wembley doesn’t have a roof” “then we’ll punch a hole through the sky”
- *brian teaching the stomp clap pattern for ‘we will rock you’* *john gives a look™️* “brilliant”
- “roger’s arguments. brian’s rewrites…deacky’s funny looks”
- freddie all up on the camera man during live aid
- the invention of the broken mic stand
- “HUMPY BONG???”
- “my voice sounds like a vulture’s crotch”
- *freddie warming up* *turns to his cats* “what? you think you can do any better? everyone’s a critic.”
- “it’s just a bit weird roger. what exactly are you doing with that car?”
- “here with their new single, ‘i’m in love with my car’!” “other side” “oh, ‘bohemian rhapsody’!”
- the montage of all the bad reviews ‘bohemian rhapsody’ got
- “i sound like shit, do it again” “okay, it’s your money” *tired john* “literally”
- BISMILLAH BULLSHIT
- rami malek
Freddie in Bohemian Rhapsody:
(((to the tune of killer queen)))
she’s a dancing
QUEEEEN
youngandsweet, onlyseventeen
(((to the tune of dancing queen)))
she’s a killer
queen
gun powder gelaatiiiiiiine
Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.
Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom
Honestly just reblogging for that last one
Probably not historically backed but fuck yes
Eleanor Roosevelt wrote love letters to Lorena Hickok
Love letters Hans Christian Anderson wrote to Edvard Collin contain elements that appeared in The Little Mermaid, which he was writing at the same time
Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men
Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women
Nikola Tesla was adverse to touch. He said he fell in love with one women but never touched her and didn’t want to get married
Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender)
Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots
Florence Nightingale refused 4 marriage proposals and her letters and memoir suggest a love for women
Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice
Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love
Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)
Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been
“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” is a 2,000 year old quote
I want to hire you to follow me around and defend my honor with meticulous research
one of the things i think is really overlooked about youtube is the incredible plasticity of the niche things u can learn about on it. yea netflix/cable can give me all 4 seasons of arrested development but can they give me a 13 minute 29 second video on the rise and fall of the beanie baby market manufactured by its morally corrupt corporate overlord and then shower me with videos on related subjects below??? for free, none the less?? i think not
every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s
and every time we kiss I swear I can fly
you know who had big dick energy in bohemian rhapsody ? miami beach.
Seriously
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
girls who like girls are valid
girls who like boys are valid
girls who like both are valid
That moment when you want to speed a piece up by 140bpm….
theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
SHE IS WISE