Tea, Film, and Ink

This blog is where I post anything and everything I please. Including; Thoughts, TV, Books, and more.

[maudit]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Brainstorming session to figure out what we're gonna do because the king likes Daniel more than me and you

(we gotta get him out of here)

We could throw him in the dungeon. We could let him rot in jail.

We could drag him to the ocean—have him eaten by a whale.

[kunaiman]

3. We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float a while, then we'll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile

4. We could put him on a camel's back and send him off to Ur with a cowboy hat without a brim, a boot without a spur

[forthoutoffive]

5. We could give him jelly doughnuts, take em all away

6 We could fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet

[supreme-leader-stoat]

7. We could use him as a footstool

Or a table to play Scrabble on

And tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon.

[ghostrider-02]

I like it!

It's sneaky!

[redemptioninchaos]

And it just

[ghostrider-02]

MIGHT

[redemptioninchaos]

Work!

[proxima-bee]

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

[worshipgifs]

Verses on different subjects → (3 / 5)

[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Idk bro I just thought the way you equated never leaving your home country with narrow-mindedness was pretty classist...yeah bro I think you forgot that travel is a privilege that a lot of people can't afford, financially or otherwise...the fact you applied that blanket statement especially to primarily rural areas suggested to me that you're just interested in perpetuating class stereotypes and dehumanising rural communities for cheap humour rather than actually engaging in real discourse about the impacts of varied ways of life on perceptions of the other...not cool man...

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[jupiter-suggestion]

i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow. i don't want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.

[pikogofret]

if toxic, why sound endearing?

[flagellant]

do you seriously consider someone saying "my love for you is unconditional and based in the trust that we are permitted to need and want the other in small everyday ways; never feel ashamed to ask me for help or for being a part of my life"

as being toxic?

[the-seelie-court-official]

Having needs and expressing them is good actually, and it's tragic that people are so willing to swallow themselves so as to not be a "burden" on each other. My girlfriend and I lend each other our metaphorical spoons all the time. That's not toxic, that an honest relationship, where we ask for help when we want it- not just need it. When we want it.

May the people who think taking up space is toxic or co-dependent find healing. Because y'all... it ain't good to think that way. You have needs. I hope you feel safe enough to stop hiding them one day

[docholligay]

Possibly my spiciest take is that it's actually good to have people you respect and like that have some dogshit takes.

I think part of what is making young people lonelier, in discussing why they're increasingly isolated, is that they're so afraid of meeting someone who doesn't hold their same beliefs, and instead of being just core beliefs it is kinda ancillary shit.

It's actually okay to disagree even on social topics! Even on some political ones! But I mean, online you can start with "i love this mutual but they have a really bad/uninformed opinion about x media"

I know this is IMMEDIATELY going to be taken in bad faith, and yes babygirl, you are so right, I DO want you to go make best friends with both the KKK grand wizard AND your nearest nazi leader.

But seriously, as someone who has spent two decades doing community organization: finding ways to connect with different people is so so so important. There are people i follow here who ate 80% smart and their brain falls out of their head 20% of the time and that is GOOD FOR MY MENTAL ECOSYSTEM AND GOOD FOR LEARNING HOW TO BE A PERSON

LET'S ALL GO PISS ON THE POOR

[lizardho]

One of my best friends in college was a total dick, but he was fun to shoot with. When I was so depressed I could barely function, going shooting with him on the weekend was sometimes the only thing that got me out of bed. If we talked about shooting or guns we wanted he was a pleasant conversationalist. As soon as he started talking about politics he became SO annoying. So I limited my time with him to like 2 hours a week and it was fine. We didn’t have to see eye to eye on everything to have a functional relationship when doing a specific activity, and that by itself was enjoyable. Being able to appreciate parts of people without having to love the whole of them is an acceptable form of friendship, and it helps you connect to parts of yourself you may also dislike.

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mornington-the-crescent]

Do not live your life based on what someone is comfortable advertising next to.

[whilewewereyetsinners]

[luxangelae]

the same was in the beginning with God.

prints.

[charlesoberonn]

[fortunatecircus]

the people running the crayola twitter

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[beemovieerotica]

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

[evilwizard]

this could work. we never tried it

[depsidase]

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

[siena-sevenwits]