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☆ bambie ☆ she/her ☆ I am a woman the way a tomato is a fruit ☆ 21 ☆

[teag1rly]

Fun drawing of my living room

[teag1rly]

Uhmb.. my kimchin

[mylesnnaise]

tale of two students

wouldve made such cute pony princess alicorn partners 🥺

[cronchy-baguette]

secret observer

[doodlemark]

Rarijack doodle dump

[nextlevelsmp3]

[sailatina3]

[komainucomplex]

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

[glorioustragedykid]

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

[segamascott]

[kingcatnine]

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

[caffeinatedspitegod]

OP wtf does this mean?

[kingcatnine]

what's not clicking

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[teag1rly]

U know a bitch autist8c when she can't smile with her teeth !!! #thatswhatimtalkjng aboutt

[spidersinmysoup]

The Twink market is oversaturated, we need more fat hairy men NOW

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[shinhati]

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[nigelgraz]

Happy world goth day to me and my art thank u

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[fishschooler-deactivated2026042]

we uploaded your girlfriends source code to github and we’re all downloading her