teahaw, spice coyboy

Chai they/them I like robots n junk #txt.chai

[dimpszz]

i cant stop replaying this

[revengevvay]

remember when the spine said “yagga” during a youtube live show

[bee-whistler]

Rex Marksley, talkin’ and standin’ at an angle no man should be able to stand at.

[thedorksideoftherainbow]

LEGS FOR DAYS

Credit to: bee-the-gatekeeper

[doujinshi]

lurking is the original sin

[suppermariobroth]

Decoration from a festival in Brownsville, Texas.

[psychophancy-deactivated2021072]

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

How did you make me read this with my own eyes.

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Funny cowboy

Yeehahahahahahaha!!!

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me 2 all my mutuals

[thebootydiaries]

i sent this to my friends and one of them left the group chat

[zoomedinfacesofspg-blog]

This one is a two in one @hanjiandgenzo

[spacemuffinz]

DOOOOOOOM

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

eternal mood

[babblingfishes]

Alternative responses when someone asks you whether you’re a boy or girl:

equally-confused shrugging

“about 20%”

return the question, acting intrigued and interested with their answer

take out your id card and squint at it for a couple minutes before admitting that you forgot your glasses

lean in and whisper “I wonder the same thing daily”

ask numerous detailed questions about which gender involves [insert quality], then make them wait a while as you tally up the points on your fingers

[coracoidal]

Can I do #4 while actually wearing my glasses, because I feel like it would add a little special something to the entire scene

[babblingfishes]

Absolutely

[collegiate-confession]

[fleshanimal]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

i hate that zim is coming back because it ruins the validity of this tweet from the creator 

[welele]

[extradimensionaldream]

im mad these are all bangers

[enterheavenalive]

Why do they talk like that I hate it

[softjewboy]

Why do they all wear cowboy hats?

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk