Tealiosk

Got a body like a Bethesda game.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[thedankmemes]

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[well-only-mostly-dead]

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[spencerwan]

Been a while. Might start posting my animation here again.

[prideknights]

Moms for Liberty cry when ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill gets turned against heterosexual parents

The American conservative “advocates for parental rights in schools” known as Moms for Liberty have been busy working on making sure your children are protected from things like critical race theory (CRT), and any talk about gender identities (and...

[funnytwittertweets]

[keikomivra]

these parents are so angry 😭

The film tackles the transition from childhood to womanhood, challenges of mother-daughter relationships and generational trauma all in under two hours. While many praised the project for its normalization of these topics, some parents who watched the film felt that its themes were “too mature” for their children…

Director Domee Shi said she hopes the movie “starts those conversations and that we can eventually just normalize talking about puberty and menstruation and not feel so weird about it.”

[crazy-brazilian]

[targent]

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[totallysilvergirl]

Lotsa MORE fics Saturday: recently completed multi-chapters, for the wip-wary

Yesterday I recced 12 WIPs, today it’s 11 (whoops) multi-chapters that were completed in 2022, with just one bit of cheating.

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Accidental Magic by @calaisreno​ (8 chapter) ciphers, bed-sharing, and books, oh my. Gently and ineluctably, Sherlock wins John. Delicious.

Mrs. Hudson’s Fluff Brew by @chriscalledmesweetie​ Mrs Hudson turns to magic and angelic assistance to knock her idiot tenants’ hearts together.

Jam by @jrow​ John woos Sherlock with every bit of ostentatious intention a man can manage. He hasn’t reckoned with Sherlock’s oblivious refusal to believe the evidence of his own senses.

after hours by @simplyclockwork​ John is inconveniently oversupplied with professional scruples, even after Sherlock’s not his patient anymore. Sherlock isn’t having it, or rather, he’s not having not getting it.

Big Ben by 72 reasons (@onesmallfamily​) Soon after John moves in to 221B, Sherlock has to retreat very frequently to a bolthole to try to keep his desires under rigid control. He fails. That’s a good thing.

@podfixx​ [Podfic] The Zebra Sheets: @agrlsname​‘s fic was finished in 2017, but as of Feb. 2022 we have a delicious podfic of it. Incredibly erotic buildup, like listening to the Bolero

About Time by @annecumberbatch​ “I’m dead, aren’t I. I overdosed and died, and this is the chaos of the afterlife.” A knockout opening, from the stinking doss-house to two Sherlock Holmeses meeting in 221B. Fantastic fic.

PRESENTS    A Periodic Tales Special by 7PercentSolution (@7-percent​) Little boy and grown man, Sherlock struggles to compile a reliable definition of a present, and to deploy it “appropriately.” Indescribably involving.

Again by @discordantwords​ It was putatively an Advent fic. Instead it unceremoniously bashed through my ribcage and ripped my heart out 23 times before the gloriously happy Ch. 24

The Necessity by @jobooksncoffee​ From the first astonishing kiss to the last concise text this fic is a delight and a winter-warming consolation. Two idiots in love thinking the other is ready to walk out …

𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚏𝚝 by stopthat: There are many stories that should be podfics. This is one. That’s all I can say–sorry

[mccleans]

scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[alwaysbewoke]

that went hella left