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Short update.
Sorry gang for the lack of posts! Had some rough stuff happen, so I haven't been as funny as I should be. (Outside a bit my brother and I came up with about Tom having a fursona when he was 15.)
On that topic, would you guys like some Disventure Camp content at all in the future? It's been a really good healing tool for me, and I think I can both make some straight up bangers, or simp for Ashley. It'll be your pick.
Its 5 o'clock somewhere.
(Team Amazon are relaxing, as Heather walks out with a bottle of wine.)
Cody: Lord almighty, you are not drinking all of that.
Heather: Can't a girl have fun? Relax.
Courtney: Isn't it too early to drink?
Heather: Well, you know what they say, its five o'clock somewhere.
(First class goes quiet for a moment.)
Gwen:... Its five o'clock here.
Heather: Good enough!
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Ghost Hunting
(Owen walks into economy, to find Izzy, Tyler and Duncan, sat in a circle, using an Ouija board. Noah's reading, and Alejandro is just sat with his head in his hands.) Owen: Umm...? What's going on over here? Izzy: We're summoning a demon! Tyler: More trying to see if we can get an advantage in the next challenge! Noah: Trust me, I told them it was a stupid idea, but no, nobody listens to Noah. Owen: Oh! Haha! Cool! What's it said so far? Duncan: It's only said, O-L-I-E and N.. Noah: Not only are they trying to talk to a ghost, but they're trying to talk to an elitterate one too. (All of a sudden, Tyler's water bottle moves forward in an unnatural way, leaving all just to turn to look.) Alejandro: Congratulations! You've just angered a spirit!
Ghost Hunting
(Owen walks into economy, to find Izzy, Tyler and Duncan, sat in a circle, using an Ouija board. Noah's reading, and Alejandro is just sat with his head in his hands.) Owen: Umm...? What's going on over here? Izzy: We're summoning a demon! Tyler: More trying to see if we can get an advantage in the next challenge! Noah: Trust me, I told them it was a stupid idea, but no, nobody listens to Noah. Owen: Oh! Haha! Cool! What's it said so far? Duncan: It's only said, O-L-I-E and N.. Noah: Not only are they trying to talk to a ghost, but they're trying to talk to an elitterate one too. (All of a sudden, Tyler's water bottle moves forward in an unnatural way, leaving all just to turn to look.) Alejandro: Congratulations! You've just angered a spirit!
Bumpy ride.
(Team Amazon is sat in a dark fist class. All the lights are out, and everyone is just quietly talking. Suddenly, the plane starts to shake.)
Gwen: Is this turbulence, or Chef's poor flying?
(The plane intercoms cut in, being hard to make out.)
Chef: Put ya seatbelts on! We're expecting some turbulence in a moment!
(Everyone tries to do so, but Cody's gets jammed. Only a moment later, the plane jolts, sending Cody flying into Courtney.)
Heather: Chris knows what he's doing.
Courtney's cool stick.
(Cody and Gwen are by the snack-bar in first class, when Courtney strolls over.)
Courtney: Is anyone serving right now?
Cody: Nope! Just waiting... (He notices Court's stick.) Ooh! That looks cool! Looks really magical!
Courtney: I found it in the cargo hold, and want to stash it with the rest of my stuff! Pretty cool huh?
Gwen: Looks like it's come right out of a fantisy game. Do you think it's magical?
Courtney: Hm, let's find out.
(She spins around, thrusting it forwards, right into Heather's stomach, who was coming over to chat to her team. Heather starts swearing up a storm.)
Courtney: I guess it really is!
Come Fly With Us, Come Die With Us.
(Izzy is humming Come Fly With Us. Noah scoffs.) Noah: Izzy, what are you doing? Izzy: Oh! I'm singing 'Come Die With Us'! (Noah raises an eyebrow.) Noah: Don't you mean 'Come Fly With Us'? Izzy: No-no-no-no! It's my own version! I liked what you said better! (Noah nods slowly.) Noah: Uh-huh. Sure.. I don't know if that's a compliment or not. Izzy: Oh, it's a compliment! I love your singing voice! (All of a sudden, the economy class curtain flies open. In walks Chris McLean) McLean: DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS!? (Both Noah and Izzy scream, and so does Duncan, who was woken in the comotion.)
Braclet.
(Gwen is playing with a old bracelet, with the word "Flight" in big, blocky letters.)
Cody: Woah! I never knew you could make those! That's so cool!
Gwen: Ohh yeah. Use to make these for my classmates when I was younger.
Cody: Oh? You stopped?
Gwen: I made free ones for my classmates, and I hated this girl called Trixie, so I made her one that called her a asshole, and I got in trouble for it. Never touched them after that.
Cody: Ah, childhood trauma, of course.
Pocket note.
(Team Amazon are just happily chatting away.)
Cody: My family is pretty absent in my life, so they tend to write me sticky notes on things to do for the month's they're not at home. Kinda weird??
Courtney: I like to write notes for myself, and stash them in my pocket, so I don't forget anything inportant.
(She pulls two out of her pocket as proof.)
Gwen: Oh? What do they say?
(Courtney opens the first one.)
Courtney: Give Cody back his phone charger.
(She opens the second one.)
Courtney: Oh. It just says Heather's a bitch.
(Heather scowls, as the other three laugh. None of them notice something move into the shadows.)
Lost
(Owen taps the compass, yet, it doesn't move.) Owen: Uhhh-heh-heh.. Guys.. Ducan: What? What's the matter now!? Owen: The clock isn't working. Noah: Clock? Owen: Yeah, the handle is broken. (He taps at the compass again.) Owen: See! The handle isn't moving. Tyler: Owen, dude. That's a compass. Owen: No! It can't! Compass' point towards the north. (Izzy snatches it, looking around.) Izzy: Oh no! The compass is broken! (Noah and Tyler fall to the ground, both shouting in dismay. Alejandro just puts his head in his hands.)
What's not to love!?
(Team Amazon is running down the streets of New York, Cody sat in the carriage, while Gwen pushes. Courtney is thrilled.)
Courtney: Isn't this city wonderful!? The high crime, the pizza, the-
Heather: The air polution, the neddles on the streets, the-
Cody: rampent drug use.
Gwen: The road-rage.
Courtney: Well... Uhh... Oh can't we just be positive?
Heather: You know it's because of you we're last, right?
Cody: Details, details... Say, does something feel... off?
Gwen: Hm, yeah, it does.
Please hold.
(Heather walks into the hallway, to find Cody tucked in a corner, with something held up to his ear.
Heather: What's that? Don't tell me you've been hiding a phone from us this whole time!?
Cody: What!? No!? It belongs to Chris. He's trying to call someone about... Well, he didn't tell me, but they've been putting him on hold so much, he's paying me $400 bucks, just to hold him phone until they take him off.
Heather: Ok? How long have you been sat there?
Cody: Heather, I can't feel my legs, take a wild guess.
Duncan's Date Night
(Everyone's sat in economy. At last, Duncan stands up.) Duncan: Alright! I'm off, I've got a special night with a special lady! Noah: What, is that called lefty and righty? (Izzy snort laughs, which wakes Tyler up.) Duncan: Haha. Funny.. Tyler: Why would you use two hands? Noah: Well, let's be honest, like you'll find a date here, especially after Courtney broke up with you in the most egregious and violent way possible. Duncan: Okay! Dude, I get it! (Duncan storms off.) Izzy: Oh yeah, he's totally gone to jack off.
Wet spot.
(Team Amazon is sat in first class. Cody and Courtney are sat on one side, resting. Gwen is drinking a hot chocolate next to Heather, who's doing her nails.)
Cody: So, Tyler was telling me about this spot back there, where there is this random wet patch, that they haven't been able to figure out.
Gwen: Woaw, sucks to be them? Lucky we're up here so often, no need to deal with any random wet spots.
Heather: Yeah, all but Courtney's personality.
(Heather snorts to herself. Courtney narrows her eyebrows, before kicking the hot chocolate out of Gwen's hand, straight into Heather's lap, spilling the now luke-warm drink.
Heather: Oi!
Courtney: I guess we do have a wet patch. :)
Funny looking rock
(For once, Team Amazon is sat in econamy class. Courtney is reading, Gwen and Cody are listening to music, and Heather is fiddling with her seat. At last, something under Cody's spot catches her attention, leading to her grabbing it.
Heather: Well, well well, would you look at what Ali-compensating has been hiding! This must be worth heaps!
(Heather pulls up a rock/crystal thing. She looks proudly on, as Gwen looks disgusted, Cody looks confused, and Courtney almost cracks up.)
Gwen: Erm, I mean I guess that could sell?
Courtney: (In tears) OH MY GOD
Heather: What!? Whats so funny!?
Cody: So... You know how they had to get everyone out of econamy class a few nights ago, as chef was "passing a kidney stone"
Courtney: YOU'RE HOLDING CHEF'S KIDNEY STONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
Summer umbrella.
(Team Amazon are sat in first class. Gwen and Cody are sat next to each other, just relaxing. Cody noticed Gwen has a umbrella sat next to her seat.
Cody: Yo, uh... Whats with the umbrella? Thinking we'll spring a leak in here?
Gwen: It's for when we're outside. You've seen how badly I burn up.
(Both sit for a moment.)
Gwen: Plus, it can do stuff like this.
(She opens it, right as Heather is walking past, causing her to fall over.)
