How Jaune stopped Salem. (By Accident)
Jaune: *Sneaking though the hallways of the last huntsman academy by himself searching for the relic*
Salem: *doing the same as she's grumbling about having to do everything by herself*
Both: *neither know the other is about to bump into the other*
Both: *Bumps into each other*
Jaune: *Screams like a girl and lashes out with his sword*
Salem's body: *Falls over*
Jaune: "Oh shit! I've killed her! Huh, Ozpin made it sound like its hard." *Does a little victory dance*
Salem's Head: "Who's there!?" *Uses tongue to push her head back over* "Oh come on! Out of everyone its the fucking JV third string!"
Salem's head: "I'm immortal jackass!"
Jaune: "Yeah but how are you speaking without any lungs!?"
Salem's head: *pauses and thinks* "You know I never really thought about it."
Jaune: "You say it like it happens often."
Salem's head: "Every few centuries or so someone manages to get my head off."
Jaune: "What happens next?"
Salem's head: "Oh my allies would avenge me in some dramatic fashion take my head and do some weird devil worship ship to save my body from the pits of hell."
Salem's head: "It was a backwards time back then.
Jaune: "Alright... So what happens now?"
Salem's head: "I don't know. This exact situation has never happened to me before."
Jaune: "Well I have an idea. Come on." *Picks Salem's head up* "You know this is pretty cool when you get past the gross part. kind of reminds me of one of my comics."
Salem's head: *blinks a few times* "You have very soft hands."
Jaune: "And its back to being gross."
Salem's head: "What's gross about me complementing your hands? Most young men your age would be flattered to be complemented by someone like me."
Jaune: *raises an eyebrow* "What? An unkillable she demon who wants to kill all life?"
Salem's head: *smirks at him* "No a highly attractive cougar with centuries worth of experience." *winks*
Jaune: *turns away* "Hurg."
Salem's head: "Now that's just rude."
Jaune: "You're a talking head!"
Salem's head: "Oh now, don't be shy. I happen to know a few positions. No arms, legs or torsos required."
Jaune: "You're doing this on purpose."
Salem's head: "What do you expect me to do? I'm a head. Its not like I can do anything else except use my extensive experience in the art of love making and psychological manipulation to have some fun with the emotional stability of the person who managed to get me when I was without allies."
Jaune: "You make it sound like it was intentional."
Salem's head: "Trust me I know it wasn't. In my experience, the only thing that manages to get me off guard is the stupidity of men who have no clue of what they're doing."
Jaune: "I should be offended, but frankly you're right." *shrugs* "But what can you do? Now be quiet, I wanna scare team RWBY."
Salem's head: "Ooh. I always love spreading fear. I'm game."